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If you pay one monkey twice as many grapes as the other monkeys, those monkeys will beat that monkey to death (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net
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Yet the CEO of my company is paid 25 times as many grapes as I am, and I do nothing.

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[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

All my grapes, gone

[–] beef_curds@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Retvrn to monke

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Monkeys in a bucket.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Only 25? Average in 2020 was 351x and I'm sure it's even higher now.

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

351 is average? good googly moogly

in my company the CEO is paid over £1,000,000 per year, which is five times more than anyone else in the company and one hundred times as much as they deserve

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

In the US apparently

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I am gonna commit a crime

[–] mustGo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The monkeys should kill me.

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How many grapes you got

[–] mustGo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

All the grapes, then they can pay themselves.

[–] Kushia@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

The blurst of times.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You should hire some monkeys then.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That reminds me

I wish to hire these monkeys to desecrate and shit on the bodies and grave of Kissinger and the like of my enemies! TRUMP AND BIDEN especially....

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Based monkey

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

monke-rage

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is for badposting, not !chat@hexbear.net ...

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ur mom is for badposting

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Shut up, Melina alt...

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

They dont goodsmn understand that and they dont goddamn understands me! But that's okay....yeah. Thats okay. Caue people...they understands MONKEYS

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