"hairy armpits"
when lara is in the middle of the jungle, Lara doesn't forget what's most important: making herself presentable to men.
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2024
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When Lara is receiving unwanted attention from men, she know exactly what to present them with: 
She's a woman, of course she wants attention from men. That's like, her entire existence
Jokes on her. I think ahiry armpits on women are really really hot
Those are not A Cups lmao
Look they've never touched a boob, how would they know?
Also, have they even played with the boobems? All sizes are fun
Even when there's a literal picture of what she'll look like they still reject reality and substitute their own to get angry at 
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I did already see some nerd rage channel say this specific redesign has a "man face" in a thumbnail though
gamers are such snowflakes, getting offended by the stupidest most inconsequential shit
Itβs about ethics in journalism
:PIGPOOPBALLS:
which way, western man?
>it's different 
>it's the same
Chest no longer triangular. 1/10
Am I the only one who thinks this is the hottest Lara Croft has ever looked? And gamers are complaining? Wtf?
Wdym I shouldn't be able to see the rest of her body, her breasts should be so big she can't walk and has to roll around
Retvrn to tradition.
Her breasts should be triangles.
Boob Raider. It's exactly like Tomb Raider, except you play as one giant boob. Your equipment just floats alongside you, you don't have arms or legs. This is the future we could have if it wasn't for the wokes!
And angular! I want edges on her tits so sharp I can cut my eyes by looking at them
If that's what it takes to get a new Katamari game...
We're going to get to the stage where the design is a naked porn star and they'll still cry like babies that it's not porn enough for them.
It's so pathetic and funny lmao
"her pubes are too shaved/unshaved!!!!"
The split will be 50/50 people calling shaven-fans pedophiles and people calling unshaven-fans filthy and unclean 
she doesn't even have vagina bones ππππ
Who shaves their pubes in the shape of a heart? This is ridiculous wokeness!
It doesnβt look like my cartoonish abominations I made with midjourney! Unacceptable!
I canβt be assed to look it up rn, but thereβs literally a game that scanned a pornstar and gamers were still malding the character wasnβt sexualized enough.
noooo I need my videogames to be softcore pooorn
the only time I agreed with gamers complaining about a woman in a video game was Metroid Other M
just the most pathetic manbaby shit
fucking baby brain, just write rule 34 lara croft into ANY search engine and you will find more porn than you will EVER fucking need 
is that an image of the redesign? she literally looks the same to me
WHERES MY CYBERTRUCK TITS NETFLIX?
I play the games for the stories.
"Is the new I read Playboy for the articles" with these chuds.
Tf is a butter knife booty?
with no exercise
Take a butter knife. Pointy endnup. Thats the leg. The bend is the ass. Not very prominent.
gamers mad the female protag that spends 90% of the game running and climbing mountains has a toned ass instead of something that looks like two bald men making out with a trash bag stretched over their heads
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man do we really gotta humor these nerds every time
like it's not even worth the post to make fun of it
This is not my Lara Croft. My Lara Croft looks like a Silent Hill Monster that will chest bump you to death if you walk into the fog.
Tifa still has massive breasts under a sports bra and gamers are still mad, bro she looks ridiculous already
God these losers have never actually seen a woman up close and it shows.
I don't know wtf a butter knife body is but I know that isnt one.
So many of these guys complaining about female video game characters must be incredibly closeted gay men, it's the only thing that makes sense to me. They'll look at a 10/10 dimepiece smokeshow and find ANY excuse not to find her attractive
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Sharp knees
Ok, ass culture has gone too far. If thatβs considered a flat ass I donβt want whatever youβre advocating for.
ass culture
man if those are a-cups what the fuck do i have going on?
For anyone curious, cup size is the difference in inches between the band size and the bust size. So you measure just below the breasts to get the band size and then measure at the widest part of the bust and subtract. An A cup is a 1β difference. To say sheβs got an A cup is ridiculous. Everyone fills out their bras differently and different brands will vary, but holy shit.
How to tell the whole world you have never seen the size tag on a bra up close
Wtf is a "butter knife booty"
What I have (dude with a flat ass)
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