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[–] SpunkyBarnes@geddit.social 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 years ago

We said "wrong answers".

[–] LostintheChase@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

People who truly care about others and do everything they can to better the world at great personal cost.

[–] fnmain@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

To be fair, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has spent billions on efforts like eradicating Polio, as well as improving sanitation in some parts of the world.

[–] LostintheChase@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

That is valid and was the only reason I was hesitant to post with Bill there.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation pays millions to shore up pharmaceutical IP in developing countries.

[–] DarkWasp@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That really can’t be said about Musk, Zuckerberg or Bezos.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

It can't be said about any of them. The post asked for wrong answers only, so this was correct.

[–] tagirijus@feddit.de 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

All have very full and thick hair and only the very best intentions for their users in regards of privacy, equality and transparency. They are just all a good Samaritan. <3

Edit: oh and they are all very poor.

[–] normonator@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago

They value their customers privacy.

They all made a billion dollars with their own labour without exploiting anyone else or taking their labour value. :)

[–] boot@lemmy.loungerat.io 15 points 2 years ago

They are all job creators who create the jobs

[–] Kata1yst@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago

Wives who ran away as soon as they could.

[–] emumu@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

They all crumple their toilet paper (instead of folding)

The website you use runs in the computer of one of these guys. Unless you live in China

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

They all made their debut as a Mousketeer on the Mickey Mouse Club.

[–] Kotton@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Long nipples.

[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Coke?

White?

They all love people.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bezos undoubtedly has people to do things for him. My question is, who is the one who takes an orbital buffer to polish Bezos' head? It's always super shiny.

[–] Coliseum7428@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago
[–] Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Small pp ego

[–] epl692@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago

They all get baked in the shower.

Thank you autocorrect, I'm leaving it.

[–] Peruvia@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Disfunctional lame mafia henchmen

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

is it the eyes? something wrong with their eyes?

[–] R3tl3f@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] johnnybravo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago
[–] LoveSausage@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Kind of ok people

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

They all rescued girls from Epstein’s rape island.

True heroes one and all.

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