this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2024
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[–] Pyro@programming.dev 72 points 2 years ago (2 children)

All I can think about is that atrocious braces indentation

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

The red squiggle instantly caught my eye, followed by the terrible indentation. Then I noticed the class is called Main without a public static void main method, odd. Wait and Love is a string now?

Then I realized I too was saddened like Biden at this code snippet, so I guess in the end it redeemed itself

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You have to declare your love first, duh.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

My love is nil :/

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 7 points 2 years ago

Because true love is a constant.

[–] LinearArray@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Makes me cry

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Try importing a package, you may have to purchase a license or subscribe to use it.

[–] muhanga@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

There is no love if you dont constructor it. Then you would need to initialize it or use existing instance to borrow. You can even extend from Respect or Humor as a starting point, there is no need to implement Love from scratch.