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frothingfash Jill Biden wishes she could pull this off hrggggh

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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

Why is she dressed as a door?

[–] stevatoo@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The grace and elegance of a long Tetris block

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

What every man longs for. What every woman aspires to be.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

Right wingers breaking new ground in the "making up a guy to get mad at" field with their latest: "the Jill Biden Twitter stan".

[–] Anxious_Anarchist@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

"Jill Biden wishes she could pull this off" yeah I bet Melania does too, that dress is hideous.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

hon hon hon J'Trump Wife se magnifique! Oui!! WE WE

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Why does her dress look like a tiled floor pattern?

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Dressed as everyone favorite tetris piece

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

70s shopping mall floor pattern

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

My grandparents had this shower curtain back in the 70s, I was wondering where it went.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Please someone find me a picture of Jill Biden in a shirt with a Penguin on it so I can make a "Windows v Linux" joke.

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

The dress and layout look like they’re from the fucking Jan. 1968 issue

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

She just looks like a generic angry lady who would harass me while I'm making her latte.

[–] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

yeah i'm sure those imports of snooty continental magasines for bisexual macaronies are just flying off the shelves down in alabama

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

I mean, it's basically the French equivalent of Life magazine, not that snooty but definitely not flying off a single shelf in North America.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Who wears chess boards shower-curtains as a dress? visible-disgust

[–] RION@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

i am rectangular penguin-dance

[–] odmroz@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

She's doing her posing darndest but there is no helping that dress.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Dress by Piet Mondrian's sleep paralysis demon.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Woman dressed like scaffolding and framed like a coffin, is this a veiled critique of the death of infrastructure projects in western nations as finance capitalism continues to expand?

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

So, like, I'm not a fashion guy, but that's seriously got to be the least-"elegant" dress I've seen outside of deliberately kitschy ones maybe ever. Idk, she's worn good dresses before I think, but that one is just awful.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago

Geometry art.

i like the dress :(

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Tetris? Morse code? "I'm a square."

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

I'm sorry but Melania had style. Did you see the Christmas decorations she put up in the white house? They were metal as fuck