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they think the Co-Prosperity Sphere was Japan’s attempt to stop Trans Satanic cults from spreading across the Pacific, and OOP loves Imperial Japan.

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[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Before 1965 all men were twinks

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

arnold invented creatine and soon after men realized they could have straight sex

[–] nelsnelson@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hips width explanation here in this fash apron:

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Never skip leg day

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What's with those weird ass pants anyway? Why did that become fashionable among these fucks? Were they compensating for their chicken legs?

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They're horse riding pants. Idk the exact mechanics but apparently they help ride a horse.

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[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is a very specific type of brainworm. I think this is a novel discovery

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Gotta be careful after covid

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Mia Mulder has a whole video on these people if you wanna see how deep the rabbit hole goes. Their worldview is absolutely insane, they actually think the world is run by a secret transgender cabal or something and that they're cracking the code by clocking everyone in an even vague position of power.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're telling me OP isn't a bit? kiryu-pain

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Transphobes have replaced every neuron with a brainworm.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] oregoncom@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

New Type of Guy: Thinks both Ivermectin and the Covid Vaccine are big pharma conspiracies.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (16 children)

Japan’s attempt to stop Trans Satanic cults from spreading across the Pacific, and

The absolute brainworms necessary to believe Japan of all fucking places... In the 1930s even.

Like, at least the KMT were Catholic.

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[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dudes have pectoral muscles and/or fat stores there, and his hips are obviously not that wide, that's his jacket.

Are people really this stupid?

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry, bud. I can recognize milkers from a mile away. And MacArthur has 2 big ones.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Douglas MacArthur Big Naturals

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Yes.

Military coats and jackets do be giving hips tho

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone is trans

The whole population

Couples are jumping in and out of maternity beds right when the baby comes

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone is trans

Or Hamas.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All the "transvetigators" makes a lot more sense if you consider the people posting it have never seen a person of either gender naked.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Point out the penis on the male body.

Gee, idk, like here? [the navel]

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

"This guy isn't 40 pounds overweight with a beer gut so clearly they're actually a women"

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[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

This user has never worn a clothe. I assume.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago
[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

more trans ~~drone pilots~~ nuclear bombing enthusiasts

[–] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

:jesse-wtf:

[–] sempersigh@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

This is crackhead slander

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

What I got from this is that McArthur had a dumptruck

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

This is so far fetched. They could of gone with how his mother is dressing him in dresses when he was a baby (which is not that uncommon in that era)

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I know transvestigators are trying to "trigger" trans folk, but as a trans girl it just cracked me up seeing what bullshit they pull directly out of their ass.

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

The more I deal with these people, the more I hate people in general a little bit more

This week on: "Tweets from the insane asylum"...

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

never thought i'd see the day someone managed to be transphobic towards cishet white christian male and connoisseur of Korean genocide, Douglas MacArthur.

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