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lmao this fool peeing himself to death
defense secretary lloyd austin to the piss demon he formed a pact with and which now resides in his bladder: no no it's too soon you said i had more time
Unlimited pee pee problems for all the Biden administration
This motherfucker is Bolsonaro 2.0.
Unfortunately being addicted to hospitals is more expensive here, not that it affects him that much
emergent bladder issue, more like skill issue, just keep your bladder inside lol
NO! He tried to poo out the pee hole! 
damn, he peepee out his doodoo ass
"Err, excuse me can you look after this for a second? I really need to piss".
Gotta find another Raytheon board member to take care of the defense of the usa
did they get his piss in time??
He's toast
Your piss sucks.