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[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

git add cry

git commit -m "nobody but me will read this anyway"

git push

git end-of-line :-|

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Commit rejected. Rejection message: no crying at work.

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Fucking pre-commit hooks

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 5 points 2 years ago

I've literally written expressions of existential horror in commit messages. No one reads past the preview, so just make sure the first couple lines are on topic

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nobody will pay for a burned out light bulb.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Testing and confirming the burn out of light bulbs is easier!

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I didn't stop working when I burned out ... I just became a school bus driver. Nothing like a 90% pay cut to spice up your life, but at least now I can't be replaced by AI. sob

[–] jadero@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Hey, me too! Although I took a transition job in between as public works foreman for a small village. (Single person doing everything from water treatment to sewer cleanouts, snow clearing to cutting grass.)

[–] MechanicalJester@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Oof ouch owie