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[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Same for cleopatra and the pyramids

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 47 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Wait, why would a T-rex fight Cleopatra and the pyramids?

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago

For the implication.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I think they meant if the T-Rex fought Cleopatra for the pyramids.

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[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They just have a born hatred of regular shaped objects. They don't like order and seek to destroy it.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Does it really need a reason?

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They were ancient when she was ruling Egypt

[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Exactly, she would be better represented riding a monocycle than having anything to do with the pyramids.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why? She would have clearly known about them.

[–] nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I was thinking the same. People are probably mixing up the being alive during the construction of the pyramids with coexisting with them. Even us today coexist with the pyramids and could be accurately pictured around them.

[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lincoln certainly knew of the pyramids, but is rarely depicted with them

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was Lincoln Queen of Egypt for long?

[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh gosh I don't know what his kinks were

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is actually just gonna remain unrecognised genius forever

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The pyramids riding a unicycle is a new one

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know that most people can tell the difference between an Allosaurus and a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Haha yeah dinosaur go rawr

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

no they dont

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Now I just wanna see the T-Rex fighting a stegosaurus while both are riding unicycles.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 46 points 2 years ago (5 children)
[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Clearly this is not a fight but a family picture. You can see their hybrid kids in the background.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Maybe the AI interpreted fighting as 'wrestling'

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

Brb gotta go tell my parents to stop fighting.

[–] explodicle@local106.com 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The kids in back just want mom and dad to stop fighting.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago

Oh hey, it's me, one of the kids.

[–] Gigan@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

And yet I can't get the damn AI to get anything close to the scene in trying to get it to draw for me for my D&D campaign, being one that could conceivably exist in the real world.

Google's is especially hilarious. Even just the word "waterfall" and it complains that it would be against the terms of service.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I guess there were no pedals in the training data 😆.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Telepathic unicycle burnouts

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

TIL that electric unicycles exist...

[–] zarquon@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They are so much fun. On a related note I've broken my wrist twice since discovering that.

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Is the one on the photo missing some tooth?

[–] Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

It took him a few tries to get confident on the electric unicycle.

And his arms didn't protect him when he fell.

[–] Wermhatswormhat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

He’s from the south, his name is Cletus.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean technically a thesaurus could've fought both

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 years ago

That’s just ridiculous, goofy, supercilious, absurd, laughable, comical, ludicrous, chucklesome, and risible.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

if you made a movie where George Washington defeated the British with tactical nukes while wearing a cowboy out it would still be more accurate than Braveheart

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

What? You mean to tell me that there should have been a bridge at the Battle of Stirling Bridge?!

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

Same for cavemen fighting dinosaurs, since humans came along long after dinosaurs went extinct. Not that I don't love Ray Harryhausen's work.

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So what's the verdict, are the electric unicycles cool? Have they broken the curse? They do look cool, and you better be wearing the full motorcycle getup if you know what's good for you, because they're fast as f too.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The cycles themselves look cool, but I have seen enough people riding them to say with confidence you still don't look cool on them.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago

It's always middle aged white dudes.

[–] s_s@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Dimetrodon is my favorite dinosaur.

[–] HappySashimi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (5 children)
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