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[–] DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The egg, but it was laid by something that was not quite a chicken.

[–] Bakachu@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] embed_me@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago

Animorphs reboot looking great

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Are you sure about that order? Because this implies that chickens are going to evolve into giant hairless man eating lizards.

[–] Bakachu@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

It's a pendulum of evolution. Or it's a flipped image. Your pick. The first one's way more exciting tho.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I for one welcome our new giant hairless man eating lizard overlords

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Maybe its going right to left, and each animal is laying the next

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For supposed scientists, they seem awfully ignorant about how evolution works.

The first chicken was the offspring of a proto-chicken and as such, the egg has to have come first.

Also, Proto-Chicken would make for a good band name or online handle IMO 😁

[–] mynamesnotrick@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mechanically Separated Chicken was a punk band at my highschool lol

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

My foster brother's middle school had a band called Chicken By Product. Haha

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Chicken: Fine, I'll tell you.

Scientists, anxious and excited: yes?

Chicken: ... The rooster. And then he asked for a sandwich and fell asleep before he could eat it.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Ba dump pshhh

[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I came. Semen

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 2 points 2 years ago

No one ever asks if it is a chicken egg, so clearly it's the egg.

[–] RouxBru@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] SharkAttak@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

I didn't talk about crossing the road, what makes you think I'll do it now?

[–] fluidrock78@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The answer is, and always has been...Your Mom!

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

I'm glad to know you've been a considerate lover to Mama. She's had a lot of selfish men in her life, and while I don't love thinking about her sex life, at least I know in that one respect she's had someone with some consideration and grace.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I love the scientific method

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

"Cluck you! No way I'm gonna crack like a dropped egg."