Ask Lemmy

I want to be killed by beautiful woman. I would like to die in her arms.

I hope I won't! I know it's unrealistic, but this is my hope.

I want to live a long and happy life, accomplish as much as I could expect to and love generously...

...and then that one scene from Final Destination 2 with the falling pane of glass.

Soon.

Instant death aneurysm or quick heart attack.

When I’m good and fucking ready.

In debt, in love and a bit drunk.

I don't know whos that is, but it's the best. But more in line with the question : I want to see it come. That is my wish.

Cardiac arrest in my sleep somewhere between 60 and 70.

In a way that destroys my brain instantly.

I literally don't care about anything else I just don't want to feel any pain.

Quietly, peacefully, and when I'm ready. All my experience of death has been unpleasant and traumatic, and I'd really like mine to just be ok. I know it's a lot to hope for though.

Completely unaware of my impending fate, in some way that my cats will have uninterrupted care.

Peacefully, with all my mental faculties at the ripe old age of 1,834.

I don't know how, but I hope I die better than I've lived.

Last night would have been great, had the best ending possible.

Like, as long as it is quick and riding a high.

At the same time as my wife after my daughter has established herself and no longer needs us. I don't want to be here, but they need me right now. As soon as they don't, I'm out.

Rogue planet colliding with Earth.

200+mph

Fast.

My father spent his last years in a hospital, gradually getting weaker and weaker. After two years he decided enough was enough and refused food, water or medicine. He had so little fat on his body at that point that it only took three days to starve himself into a coma and then death. I helped the funeral director move his body out to her van. He'd been in a foetal position so long we couldn't unbend him to lie flat on the trolley.

Actually, I'd like to amend that. Fast and in bed with a pair of 19-year old twins.

Instantly somehow. Or in some kind of heroic last stand situation.

I'm taken out by truck-kun so I can reincarnate

Soon

During prayer

I want my death to be something remarkable that people remember as a really weird event. Nothing violent - just remarkable.

Meteorite.

Like, just cruising along and then a meteorite no bigger than a pebble randomly selects me to be their target, obliterating me on the spot. Hopefully in a crowded public place to get the biggest reaction.

That shit would be hilarious.

Only when I want to.

I don't really care so long as it doesn't hurt.

At the age of 69 while 69'ing

Live long, die fast

Nonviolently would be nice. And I’d like it to not involve famine, drought, or natural disaster if at all possible. Idk I think I could handle a heart attack in my later decades if that’s good with everyone.