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[–] Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 139 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I always thought it was a man at the gallows, not someone killing themselves.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 75 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, I thought the implication was that in the lore of whatever pretend reality the game takes place in, the penalty for losing the game is getting executed by hanging

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I never thought that deeply about the game but I had some teachers who would rather draw a house or something instead of the hanging man

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you can't guess the word, you will be saddled with a hefty mortgage that has an unreasonable interest rate.

[–] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Oh jeeze that is worse.

[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I also had a teacher like that.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some people do a very thorough job.

"Jim killed himself."

"My, god. How?"

"He constructed his own gallows, complete with support to ensure his weight wouldn't bow or split the noose beam, and dangled above the well crafted platform."

"Wow. That's Jim to a T."

"Yes. Tragically a T would have prevented all of this."

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

In the Bible, there are two accounts of the death of Judas. In one, he hangs himself. In another, he goes out into his field and his guts spill out and he dies.

And I had a Christian tell me that first he hanged himself and then his guts spilled out and then he died.

So apparently, he went out into a field, built a gallows, tested the gallows, hung himself from the gallows, didn't die, so God had to complete the job by making his guts spill out and not, I don't know, break his neck?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...did they spill out of his butt?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Can't say I blame you.

[–] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've heard that Judas went and hanged himself over the edge of a cliff, and then the rope snapped (because Judas apparently couldn't handle hanging himself properly), and he fell into the field, where his guts spilled out.

That said, the person I heard that from is one of the Christian pastors I'm related to, whose only real claim to knowledge on the subject was a one-week "Bible tour" of Israel.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did they explain why the edge of a cliff and not, say, a roof rafter?

[–] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

"So everyone could see what happened," is the best reason I could get.

[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 59 points 2 years ago (6 children)

You want to wreck someone at hangman? Choose "jazz". Getting "A" as the second letter is no help at all, and "J" and "Z" are the last letters anyone guesses.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Pyroglyph@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I still remember getting that in Wordle. I think I stopped playing after that.

[–] TheWoozy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Aux@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Play hangman in a language with more letters. For example, the Russian alphabet has 33 letters, Hindi has 50 and Khmer - 74.

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's even funnier when the Russian alphabet is so misleadingly similar to the Latin one.

[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Blame those greek monks, who created Cyrillic alphabet!

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait.

Are we the weird ones for making the R look like this "P"?

[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

If "we" are Greeks - then yes!

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me: "Ah you give up? You got the last letter! Ok here..."

Мой друг: "What the fuck is a пиздес?!"

[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

Ну пизлец.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

You are devious and evil.

I like you.

[–] fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

I've always had pretty good luck with "purr" as well

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Oxidize is also a good word to wreck someone at hangman.

[–] pikasaurX4@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

“Hymn”

You basically lose just guessing the 5 vowels

[–] stallmer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

The dumber you are, the more people you hang.

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

My fave games as a kid were both pretty macabre; "Voice of the Mummy" and "Seance," they were both Milton Bradley games that came with a built-in record player and both had kind of creepy themes. In Voice of the Mummy you slowly climb up a pyramid collection jewels and doing what the record player commands, like "take one more jewel if you've ever tasted human blood." Great stuff for an imaginative kid!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I always thought it was funny how media depicted kids not wanting to play dodgeball in gym when I had the exact opposite experience in real life all through school. We loved to beat the shit out of each other with rubber balls! It sure as hell beat running a mile.

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Hell yeah. Although I only played a few times.