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Supreme Court Waiting For Latest Check to Clear Before Deciding if Trump Stays on Ballot (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 2 years ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 80 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm not convinced this is actually false...

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago

It is. They are compensated in vacations and RVs.

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm old enough to remember when The Onion was satire.

[–] axsyse@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago

To be fair, this one isn't The Onion but rather another similar site. (Obviously your point still stands though)

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The onion spouting truth in a sea of shit. This country is officially fucked

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

The Onion is now reporting more factual news than Fox.

[–] _number8_@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

this is literally functionally how the court works tho. why are we still doing this shit? does anyone believe in this shit anymore?

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wait, are we sure it's not?

[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

“We were leaning toward any other GOP candidate when all Trump did was complain about the last election, but now that he’s a mask-off fascist, our owners will pay any amount to make him president.

The death of the rule of law is long overdue. Imagine people thinking laws could apply equally to everyone.”