Nazi Punks Fuck Off! -The Dead Kennedys

Don't Stop Me Now. It's a classic and it never fails to get me hyped up.

X gon give it to ya is still a great choice

Ghetto Boys - Still

I'd treat them like a printer with a PC load letter error.

Beastie Boys - Sabotage

Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas. We make eye contact and start facing off during the acapella part, then the guitar comes in perfectly timed with a kick to Clarence Thomas' nuts.

The ending solo from Free Bird

Everyone is picking metal, punk, rock songs. The classic genres for a fight. I'm think it's already pretty absurd fighting the Supreme Court in a White Castle parking lot. I imagine that they would be in their gowns in the ring surrounded by a bunch people. Maybe a car or two to light up the ring. Bookies taking bets on everyone fighting. Me standing in the ring, buzzed off some whisky and a few lines of cocaine. Slipping on my brass knuckles, jumping around getting hyped up. Coach in the my corner going over the game plan.

Somewhere in the crowed is Dana White, pleased to make a boot load of money off this fight.

Then the music starts, it's the Muppets singing Mahna Mahna.

Clarence Thomas probably used to be tough as shit, considering he was a conservative Black man in the 80's.

That said, he's had it coming for at least a decade, and I'll take my shot. Even if I lose, it's a fight worth fighting.

Soundtrack: "Ju$t" by Run the Jewels, "Sleep Now in the Fire" by RATM

Hardware store by Wierd Al.

I'm going to go with "banana phone" by Raffi ... No one will ever forget it.

Rammstein - Du Hast

Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right (To Party)

Meshuggah, Bleed.

Hip to Be Square, of course.

Ballroom Blitz by Sweet

If I take Clarence Thomas down first I should be able to handle the rest of them easily and then I can go back for more of Clarence Thomas again at the end.

Electric Six - McDonalds

MC Hammer - Can't Touch This

SPT - Shit's Fucked

Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse.

Rusty Cage - Soundgarden

Probably "Fortunate Son"

“Voting Doesn’t Work” - Corporate Avenger

Sowing the Seeds of Love

Additional question: which are you hitting first? It's a tough choice but I think I go Alito. Smug little shit, and I bet he drops easy.

I'm not even American, but I would gladly hop across the pond on pure hate alone to fight all of them.

Classical music always makes me angry, for some reason. There's just something that irks my central nervous system when I hear it. It is excellent when I need the extra omph during especially heavy lifting sets.

I would choose Brahms or something. Then I would be extra merciless when fighting

Guile's Theme.

American Idiot.

Sugar, Sugar by The Archies

Guillotine - Death Grips

Bodies - Drowning Pool

Counting Bodies Like Sheep - A Perfect Circle.

You are the threshing machine and they are wheat and this is merely a job that needs to be done.

Scorsese homage with a montage of battered justices strewn around the White Castle lot as the piano from Layla ramps up.

“When they found Clarence Thomas in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them two days to thaw him out for the autopsy…”

Or maybe Cotton Eyed Joe.

Loyalty by American Head Charge

Freebird also after seeing the church fight

I kinda wish Sonic Youth would update lyrics for Youth Against Fascism. They can keep the verse about Clarence Thomas, though.

Black robe and swill
I (still) believe Anita Hill
Judge will rot in hell

Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.

There is only one correct answer to this: HOTEI - Battle without honor or humanity

March of the Pigs - Nine Inch Nails

And yes, it does make me feel better.