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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Laser pointers can be very shaky, this might be more practical for him.

[–] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Also a professor of mine said she avoids it because some veteran students get twitchy when they see it.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Took me too long to realize "veteran students" aren't just very experienced students

"You're going to set off the grad students' PTSD if you keep using that thing!"

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Fiftieth year retaking this module.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Casts the finger from the front to smack the laughing kid

Reels finger back in

Continues to point.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

Now try doing that with a laser pointer!

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

As someone with protanomaly (colorblindness due to sucky red cones), this guy is a hero.

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago

With a projector screen that big and with him that close, I can see why. That'd be a pretty bad angle for a laser pointer.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

As someone that works at a university, this perfectly summarises the childish stubbornness that is academics' resistance to change. It is impossible to tell an idiot they're an idiot when their entire identity is groomed in a niche echo chamber of praise for knowing what's best.

"I'm excellent at one thing. Therefore I am excellent at all things. Therefore things I don't like must be stupid. This fishing pole and foam hand is not stupid, laser pointers are, as are all those that advocate them. I will not participate in... points to word and appears to attempt an underscoring action...stupidity."

[–] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A different take, the professor doesn't give a shit one way or another about laser pointers but knows a ridiculous foam finger will get attention and help students remember important stuff.

Google von Restorff effect.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 years ago

Yeah, and it is absolutely more visible. If I had to take notes during this lecture, I would absolutely appreciate not having to search for the dot every time I looked up.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

We do have those academics. It's funny, they're the most paid and don't seem to give a shit about it all, where as those below them seem to be constantly trying to earn more than each other to be seen as better than each other. The top academics and most of the research academics seem to all succeed because they're connected to reality, not the academia schoolyard games.

[–] seang96@spgrn.com 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

To be fair I have accidentally lasered people during a speech. Laser pointers are great, but it can be a safety issue.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Counterpoint; You just suck.

[–] seang96@spgrn.com 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Not like I did it on purpose. Giving a speech and following the presentation and talking points requires a bit of concentration. I do suck at doing multiple things at once, did it in a learning environment, and found out afterwards.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Suck is rarely intentional.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Depends on the context really

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

heh. mouth sex.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago

Skill issue

[–] reddfugee@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I kinda love this for webcasts though. We use Panopto and it shows you the digital slides and a camera view of the lecturer, so whenever the speaker uses a laser pointer the remote audience can’t see what they’re pointing at.

[–] raldone01@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I would have loved this. Laser pointers can be very hard to spot.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago

Agreed, plus they run out of battery or just stop working for no reason when you need them most. This only happens very rarely with the foam-hand-fishing-pole.

[–] gearheart@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

I gotta tell you Op. I just don't see the point.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sir, I didn't get that ... Can you please point it out again.

[–] snownyte@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

He points at you instead - "YOU, SIR! GET OUT OF MY CLASS!" he demands as he waves his foamy finger at you all in a vague gesture.

Would make for a good funny video.

[–] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)