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[–] Toes@ani.social 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Best answer. Full bush all the way

[–] ekky@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Exactly, chop the whole damn thing for neat broccoli pasta!

[–] UlfKirsten@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What’s you go-to recipe?

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Traditional Italian broccoli pasta. Sure, each region claims theirs to be the best one. Personally, I stick with the Palermo version of "Broccoli Arriminati".

[–] UlfKirsten@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Enjoy! And please let me know how you liked it. :)

[–] Hegar@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

At a restaurant in Taiwan they'd hired a guy to do slight of hand magic at tables. He was real good and quite charming. I was asking if he had a stage name so we could keep an eye out for him and he said no but his friends called him Mr Broccoli. Our Taiwanese friend laughed and I asked why Mr Broccoli? He'd made some bad choices when younger, he explained. Ok, I still don't get it. After we finish eating our Taiwanese friend explained that broccoli is slang for a diseased penis.

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Both, broccoli is a super food and I warmed to it as an adult.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 years ago

I don't like broccoli.

[–] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago
[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Pubes for meals. The girthy shaft for broths.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

If you shave your broccoli it looks bigger, might be a good idea for a diet.

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago

Don't care as long as it's covered in beef and broccoli sauce

[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

I prefer the pubes but broccoli is hell good tbh. Slap that shit in a glass(lidded) container with butter and your favorite seasoning + a lil bit of water, like a sprinkle and you got yourself a tasty snack that isn't entirely unhealthy.

I also recommend throwing it in a wok with some cauliflower and olive oil with whatever seasoning you like for another very tasty snack or side dish. Cook until the broccoli is starting to get crispy