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[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 83 points 2 years ago (1 children)

remember when she called joe biden racist during one of the debates lol

[–] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 76 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I almost forgot that it was A DEBATE. IT WAS A DEBATE. hahah A DEBATE.

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] M68040@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Moleman’s my favorite character. I like insanely unlucky dudes who get their ass beat all the time

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Every HB user

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Kamala really pulled back the curtain on just how cynically liberals view idpol topics with that.

Really just coming right out and saying "I use race, class, and gender issues as a means of making myself look like I'm fighting for the oppressed, but I ultimately don't care otherwise."

This is exactly why there are so many reactionary anti-idpol "bernie bro" type succdems. They can intuitively sense that Democrats cynically use identity politics as a means of avoiding actually calling for or implementing policy, but instead of blaming the cynical usage, they blame identity politics as a whole.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

IT WAS A DEBATE! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 IT WAS A DEBATE!🤣🤣🤣😂 IT WAS A DEBATE, THE WHOLE REASON- LITERALLY IT WAS A DEBATE 😂😂😂😂 IT WAS CALLED A DEBATE, 😂 AND WE WOULD TRAVEL TO THE DEBATE, 😂 AND THERE WERE JOURNALISTS THERE COVERING THE DEBATE, 🤣 WHERE THERE WOULD BE A DEBATE 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[–] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 83 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

A Kamala presidency:

Weed - Illegal

Xanax - Sold in vending machines nationwide

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 64 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 67 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Best mental healthcare for the public any president has ever done

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

To get the Xanax you'll need a special ID card, which you will only get if you have a small business.

[–] soren446@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

My small business is buying Xanax

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

My small business is selling piss and shit to the local sewage treatment company

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago

the wheels on the bus are turning, turning, turning towards freedom

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I wonder if she's any more popular than she was in 2020 when she was the first to drop out of the primary. I don't have any better sense of her as a politician or what her platform would represent compared to Genocide Joe. All she's done across the past three years has been show up to work excessively intoxicated and try to stumble through a speech that would have been unpopular/not important enough for the president to give. Her only vocal supporters are the most unhinged goobers on twitter and there are like 9 of them.

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think we all know that as president she would establish a student loan debt forgiveness program for Pell Grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

that's what she promised she'd do, so in actuality she'd do even less

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Politics is about compromise after all

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

She'd probably be just another empty vessel for the neocons in the party to puppet. The same evil rhetoric but voiced by a bumbling wine aunt.

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

All she's done across the past three years has been show up to work excessively intoxicated

Her most relatable trait.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

That's where I have to qualify it with excessively. Going to work high is praxis because it hurts the employer. Going to work too high becomes self-defeating when it calls too much attention to yourself. There's a comfortable middle ground where she can't be a war criminal but can say a full sentence without laughing and singing half a nursery rhyme.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kamala "I can't speak in public without stage-fright giggles" Harris, leader of the free world.

volcel-kamala

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Clearly she (just) needs more propranolol.

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nikki Haley is beating Trump before Kamala

The absolute worst VP choice they could've made back in 2020 and now it comes back to bite them. Pretty much anyone in that field would have a better chance against Trump (with the exception of maybe Warren) than Kamala

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We need a Kamala x Hillary ticket. Hillary will be Kamala’s Dick Cheney

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hillary is no Dick Cheney. I actually think she is completely clueless on everything. But it would be funny to see what she comes up with.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

she's not clueless on everything, she knows about controlling the means of production

Mythic rare based Hilldawg

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

It would be incredibly funny how badly she'd lose to Trump. Hillary would legitimately be a better choice.

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kamala couldn’t beat hitler for President

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well hitler would get more than 50% in Amerika tbh

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

lathe-of-heaven "If I had a nickel for every time Donald J. Trump beat a woman in a presidential election, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice."

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

not convinced that her mental faculties are in a better state than brandon

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

She seems to just permanently inhabit whatever the Xanax version of Silent Hill is

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

on the plus side, she could hardly be worse

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Every new president is worse than the preceding

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

her staff must have been bugging the shit out of the white house staff

I can just imagine the communications staffer looking over their shoulder at her after writing this and yelling "alright???"

[–] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kamala presidency would likely be funnier than trump fwiw. Zooted to unfathomable levels, just fuckin sloshed 24/7

[–] BigHaas@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Barred out cop president would be so fucking funny sicko-wistful

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My theory is that the Democrats shoved her aside because they realized she was terrible and had no chance of ever being a presidential candidate, that's why we've barely heard from her except for volcel-kamala and a couple of other disasters when she was actually allowed to speak in public. lol if they're trying her as a viable candidate at this point.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Democratic party having a real Ukraine moment if they're drafting her

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Now her I can vote for

[–] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

She's electable if you vote for her. smuglord

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

this NICE LADY over here! kala- ka- kum- ahh i'm sorry... Karlama! she changes my diaper every day jack!

[–] archomrade@midwest.social 17 points 2 years ago

Can't wait to be told I have to vote for her, she's the only viable option, after being told I had to vote for Biden, because he's the only viable option

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

so 2024 is an election between a corpse and a robot