Yeah, so I found the original article for this screenshot, and it's by Dash MacIntyre, a satirist who self-publishes on Medium.
this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2024
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Ah fuck. I was really hoping dolphins were slating us. :(
This doesn't mean they aren't. Just that we don't have proof yet.
We'll have to find some other excuse to duel with them.
With the current state of the world it is likely their parting words would be "So long, you assholes killed off the fish"
Wouldn't that be "So long and thanks for all the fish"?
Originally they were thanking the humans for feeding them all the fish. Now they would be telling us off for killing off all the good fish.
I knew they were all talking about me!
Dolphins are federal agents, confirmed.
Yea... hey wait a minute!
(you weren't supposed to let on that we know - abort, abort!)
"Turn's out dolphins are racist as fuck!"
That one episode of SpongeBob was right al along
I am gonna take a wild guess (wo reading the original article), is this one of them studies where they throw a neural net at dolphins and see if it sticks.
It's satire, it's been around since at least 2017.
darn it, I really hoped someone would think that they can understand dolphins with neural networks. I should tone down my expectations.
That is why I call them dolfucks.
I wonder if they see us some sort of deformed octopus or squid, like our arms/legs just look like tentacles to them?
This is like the dolphins who unionize and strike against the villains organization in starter villain by John sculzi llol
I know this is disinformation, i'm going to upvote it anyway.
Meh, I stopped upvoting things because I liked them and started upvoting things I wanted other people to see. That's how the algorithms work anyway
I'm going to spend the rest of my life developing ui for whales to send intercontinental missiles
#NotAllDolphins
We are going to find out dolphins use the N word aren't we?
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