Screenshots of people being insane on Facebook. Please censor names/pics of end users in screenshots. Please follow the rules of lemmy.world
I'm loving how each post is some variation of an idiot trying legal sorcery without understanding what the fuck they are doing.
"I tried the ritual of self ascribing my origin and PERSONHOOD scrolls but the clerk didn't accept them and the CEO is ignoring me, in clear violation of the Foreign Commerce and Export act of 1799 as enacted by the original 13 colonies. I need a paralegal to show me where I went wrong!"
I need a paralegal to show me where they went wrong!
Please post some of the replies... That's gotta be a goldmine.
I was thinking the same thing!
I want to see what advice these idiots are getting!
See above.
OP is here for you:
"Some say COVID stands for Certificat..."
Oh boy.... here we go. WTF could this even mean and how tf could possessing that super secret information that somehow every FB rando knows all about even remotely help op's self inflicted dilemma. It's so bizarre how they think.
I'm more curious about the copper millstone.
Some say COVID stands for Certificate of Viral Infection Degradation. Meaning it is a disease that can make you sick. The 19 at the end usually stands for the year it was discovered.
sad noises
"I have my own librsry maybe I can"
No, Ella, having two bookcases in your living room does not count.
Guarantee someone replied with some form that has to be signed in red pen.
At 33.3 degrees.
And they can tell if you are 0.3 degrees off so be careful, measure twice!
/s
Although I haven't flown since the Real ID mandates, I've shown up to an airport without my ID and was able to board. There was some additional screening. Like if you've ever tried to do a hard credit pull online and they ask you questions like "which of the following vehicles did you own three years ago" style questions.
It was a pain but I made it.
You didn't have nifty fake sovcit passport though.
Opportunity to say that I also had this happen but it happened to my sibling who got their wallet stolen on vacation. They were a lot younger at the time so it was one heck of a thing to get on the plane. 30+ minutes each time just for TSA.
Then they’d take them separately to ask questions. Only problem is, they had no idea what the answers were to 90% of them.
“What car do you drive?”
“Uh I think it’s a Toyota”
”Whats mom’s birthday?”
”Its in November”
”Whats your neighbors name?”
”No clue, but he’s old”
”What year did you graduate high school?”
”Im not sure, I think 2019?”
It was a miracle we made it home.
Have the real ID mandates taken effect yet? I feel like the feds keep pushing the deadline back.
Guess not. Looks like it's now scheduled to May 2025
I'm surprised they don't have a "Passport of the Person" or some bullshit like that.
They do!
The fact they owe 10k in child support is just icing on the shit cake
And seem to think that's not a big deal.
Ha that makes me wonder how the SovCit scammers handle it when their marks try to pay with their pretend money, as it seems like this post might have done.
I see the form is asking for specific payments, but how do they turn them down without breaking the illusion when they insist they take their coupons or whatever?
They probably see it as "supporting the cause" which EVERYONE knows is more respectable than supporting your children.
I wish I weren’t held back by a moral code. How much money can be made duping these fools.
Or I could pretend it’s a World PassportTM, but it’s really a cult deprogramming guide
If you wanna be a dick about the status of your citizenship by all means go and do it, but I won't take any argument from a deadbeat parent seriously no matter what you're arguing. I'm just going to think you need to pay your child support and your an idiot until you do.
They have a really nice office, must be legit.
Nice looking building though.
Please tell me someone guided him to the DMV.
Sadly no: 
Oh dear lord.
Yes ma'am, the labels here, here and here on my anti depressant, anti psychotic and heart condition pill bottles are actually valid and equivalent to a passport to all other countries in the world, and no, I am not crazy.
Yep. Im sure that will work well. JFC.
Well if he had gotten the fake IDs with the Real ID star he would have been fine.
These posts are giving me life
I'm so glad because I have hundreds of these lol.
someone guide me
😂😂😂