Funny that the only "secular free state" in the region requires a law to he signed off by a religious figure. It's almost as if the liberals are lying
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Chief Rabbi of a state which legitimizes its claims through holy texts, but also portrays itself as a secular bastion surrounded by superstitious barbarians 
Truly a PR-driven, vibes-based political worldview.
average secular state
Tactical reload but it's mag swapping the milking tube out doing an ak bump reload with a fresh milking tube to get all that splooge.
Splatoon
Why do they not just take a semen sample literally any time before they go into combat?
The essence is especially potent due to the energy levels of the Hebrew fighting spirit at the time of death 
Because the Chief Rabbi’s arms would get tired.
Who has the buckets to store all that cum?
That would be a potential moment that their troops have to consider that their deaths are a real possibility, they are not invincible, and they are not protected by god.
It's wild how absolutely unhinged Israeli propaganda became when liberal media asked them to pump the brakes just a little.
"pretty sure they just said 'pump the ... cum'"
"Pump the cum? That doesn't make any - "
"You heard em lads, let's PUMP THAT CUM"
o7o7o7
Pump me boys, pump them dry
Down to hell and up to the sky
Bend your back and break your wrists
We're just a couple miles from home
"How dare you not give me absolute impunity from my actions?!"
sorry, i still cannot fucking comprehend that this exists. What the fuck is wrong with Zionists
They all believe that they will die and live again.
IOF War Boys
I work 18 hour days in the prostate zapping mines, extracting that white gold for the good of my nation, my countrymen, and our future.
🎶 You load 16 cums, and what do you get?
Another day older, and covered in shit 🎶
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Fuck this shit. If the Israeli government won’t jerk off our fallen heroes’, then we’ll have to take it into our own hands.
DM me if you want to join my PMC (Private Milkers of Cock) and secure our people’s futures.
It's ok, as I understand the regulations only relate to the appropriate amount of ball play.
Service guarentees citizenship. 
How did the necumancy discourse get this entrenched in the zeitgeist. Every time I think it's over, it's back. Which is on brand, I guess.
I would be far more terrified to hear their Zionist Cum Squad is looking to milk me than that the IDF was trying to kill me.
So do they have entire squads for cum extraction? Or is it like having a medic in every squad, except for cum?
If it's entire squads then it's not a stretch to say there's literally cum commanders.
Semen Squad Six
Special Military Operation to infiltrate the IDF sperm bank and mix PoC sperm into all of the cum vats.