this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2024
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[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just googled "what is gooning" in a non-private window. AMA

:(

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Our society has produced an underclass of masturbation wizards

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Pyramid of Capitalist System except below "we work for all, we feed all" is a bunch of jerkoff wizards labeled "we goon for all"

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Was it to footage of Prigozhin's jet exploding?

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The greatest tragedy is that Prigos plane didnt crash into my ass

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

LIVE TUCKER REACTION and it's just a video of Tucker jizzing

[–] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He was but we've made good progress on growing his foreskin back

Those foreskin weights work wonders.

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

The worst part of this war in The Ukraine is that tens of thousands of men who could have had sex with my ass died

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did you make any eye contact?

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We made nipple contact but I was blindfolded the whole time

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago