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[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Joke's on you. I've been slowly building up an immunity to iocaine powder for years.

[–] midori@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Clearly, you have a dizzying intellect.

[–] PoorYorick@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So I obviously cannot choose the wine in front of me.

[–] Soulcreator@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

inconceivable!

[–] b3an@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You're just stalling now.

[–] rynzcycle@kbin.social 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sitting down with a good movie and a bowl of tide pods.

[–] b3an@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You might be happy to know, my mouth literally dropped open when I read your comment 😂

Dropped open to eat another tide pod

[–] MudMan@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean... alcohol? You can already buy it easily prepared in all sorts of delicious ways.

Am I not in the spirit of the thing?

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The effects is what makes it delicious, no effects means no upside to drinking the poison

[–] MudMan@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You haven't changed my mind, but now I'm mildly concerned about you and I'm here if you need help.

[–] Rediphile@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Yep, alcohol is definitely delicious. Getting drunk is fun too sometimes sure... but often I quite decide not to have another beer because despite wanting more of the flavor, I don't want more of the effects.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I want to lick The Elephant's Foot.

[–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

This is an interesting one!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

8 kilos of molten gold.

  1. ???

  2. Profit

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Nobody said you wouldn't have to pay for it ; ).

[–] RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I would see what the big deal with heroine is

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Heroin*

Heroine is the feminine form of hero

[–] diffcalculus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

He said what he said!

[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you don't experience any of the reprocussions, would it even do anything?

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You would probably get high but have the incredibly painful withdrawal symptoms.

Granted, the euphoria alone would probably incentivize you to try it again anyway, so I still wouldn't

[–] blazera@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does lava count as poisonous

[–] DahGangalang 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

By the power granted to me by no one in particular:

I'll allow it.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How about uranium? It's called radiation poisoning...

Also do I have to procure it first?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

1 gram of uranium has about 20 billion calories so while you might not die, you're gonna get fat super fast.

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[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

One of those poisonous dart frogs

[–] TheMongoose@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

Fugu. I’m far too much of a coward to try it normally.

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I heard some poisonous mushrooms are very tasty...

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I mean you don't need invulnerability to find out, you just gotta choose wisely, since you only get one shot.

[–] Monster96@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The fly agaric mushroom. I wanna see if it makes me taller.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

You can eat those if you prepare them correctly. Prepare for a cozy experience if you dose it right. shroomery

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[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Red paint. No. Blue paint. Which ever one smells better.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Specifically weapons-grade plutonium, enough to make a nuclear bomb. I get to keep it afterwards, right?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Four Loko, the official drink of poor decisions.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was paid to drink that stuff for a few years...I'd never do it for free, let alone pay for it.

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where you on clinical trials or something?

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Hahaha almost!

Worked in a brewery where they canned it on contract. As part of my job I supported the quality dept, and part of that was going to the daily tasting panel to sign off on the day's production.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sodium! Looks so soft and fun, melts in your mouth!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I bet hemlock is delicious.

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

My worst enemy. I get a full stomach and less of a nuisance to worry about.

[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

A bar of soap probably.

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

New bars of soap always looked tasty to me.

[–] Nemo@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

a shitload of absinthe

[–] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] loopedcandle@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago

A cold glass of milk.

Where my lactards at?!?!

[–] je_skirata@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whatever the most poisonous mushroom is

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Probably amanita phalloides or amanita virosa

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