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It's the dunk tank.

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So true bestie so-true

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[–] Deadend@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Great invention “This device objectively will tell you that she’s not going to fuck you”

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Women have been developing their own device.

the-doohickey

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

mans laughter

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Need one of these but for all human interaction because nobody can speak plainly and instead must layer things in seven different threads of subtext while also subtly making veiled jabs to assert social dominance or whatever

[–] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

a man literally talks to one neurotypical person and blames the sheer dread of the situation on Women because they have never been taught anything as complex as systemic discrimination or neurotypes

[–] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nah the joke is that women are too subtle and smart or whatever and men just want Real Caveman Honesty which is honestly just as misogynistic as how you interpreted it

Gives me “women can’t be autistic and autism is hyper masculinity” vibes

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

The Manslater is an inferior version of the hitler-detector

[–] stevatoo@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is the caveman syntax supposed to be a self-own?

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

That's how I parsed it.

[–] goose@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

♀ ♂ ! ?

The four genders

[–] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Women be like "no" and man be like "what could this mean thonk"

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

yeah, weird how the supposedly smart men cant understand what women are saying. and they're proud of this shit.

similar to how "educated" redditor types will pretend not to be able to read AAVE. and be proud of this.

like, dude. you're proud of being as stupid as a computer? of not understanding your native language? wow.

[–] HeavenAndEarth@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This video is 14 years old

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I know but youtube recommended it to me

[–] GarfGirl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

i think i watched this video like a decade ago lmao

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Manslater

One morning, when Gregor Samsa awoke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a giant woodlouse.