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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (4 children)

You can go here to see what it sounds like played on a more human time scale.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] speck@kbin.social 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The preview gave it away, but I could sense that trap coming anyhow

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Admiral Ackbar over here

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 years ago

XcQ, link stays blue

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

fuck you people that replied to this message, I would have fallen for it if you hadn't decided to post your comments

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago

Link not working

[–] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

https://www.aslsp.org/das-projekt.html

This website has a listing of all changes in the piece from start to finish with dates and a recording for the chords that have already played!

Doom metal composers be like: "Too quick"

[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

I remember the last time the chord changed too!

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We should broadcast it into space in the event that an alien lifeform that perceives time much slower than we do can make sense of it.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Or an alien species on a similar timescale might pick it up and spend centuries debating the meaning. The changes would be big events. I'd love to be able to give others that kind of mystery.

Send a probe to proxima ceturai with some kind of tech to make the star itself pulse the signal so we can really broadcast it.

[–] catch22@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Look at all the people that actually came to witness this...🫤

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Who did you do today?