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[–] platysalty@kbin.social 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, a lot of real people do that with prostitutes too.

How can the organ that requires the most blood to run function with a broken heart?

[–] Nepalman230@ttrpg.network 15 points 2 years ago

Thank you so much. This is not at unusual People often pay prostitutes “just” to talk.

https://www.yourtango.com/experts/coach-keya/why-do-men-pay-for-sex-when-they-just-want-to-talk?amp

An armored knight it’s literally putting something barriers between them self in the world.

Sometimes you can say things to somebody who does things that are for bidden that you can say to anyone else.

That being said, many dominant males, like Wall Street EXECUTIVE like being dominated by women sexually or sometimes males, of course.

https://www.insidehook.com/article/books/male-submissive-bow-down/amp

Maybe this paladin would enjoy being spanked and called a useless bitch.

They’re probably gonna save that for session 2.

Thank you so much for your very accurate comment!

[–] FluffyToaster621@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

Emotional support succubi

Sometimes we just need to talk it out. It sucks that it’s difficult to get help to those that need it.

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FaceDeer@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How good are you at wrangling sharks?

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I have 0 experience, and no motivation whatsoever, but I can assure you, as soon as I see a shark, I am outy.

[–] snor10@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

At least you're honest.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago

How to summon a succubus?

[–] JaymesRS@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does that say Succu Bus Pass?

[–] subignition@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

"Unlimited Succu Pass"

[–] SmellyNinja@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

[–] Bombastic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

Lady, this a bathtub. There's no shark in the bathtub! I think you should leave.

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