The industrial dog complex ™ got a secret, dogs are made in factory puppy mills, it’s creating inbred doggos and puppers who cant see or breath good. When big dog ™ has unwanted puppers they either kill them or make it the problem of animal shelters. Dogs are a commodity, an item to be sold, we made a whole bunch of different breeds by making brother and sister dogs have seggs with each other and we use them to fight, hunt, and kill other animals and people. Now I don’t know what place dogs should have in society, but we could do better folks. Google, how do I seize the means of dog production?

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[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Ugh. That guy down your local pub who is always trying to sell unwanted puppies because he thought he could get rich by getting two dogs to shag. One of my friends actually got one recently.

She is pretty

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

dogs are just gods travelling backwards in time...

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

reserve army of doggies

[–] aFairlyLargeCat@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You just need "Make Your Own Dog 1.0" software, a swimming pool and some DNA.

It'll be a bad dog though, due to making a mental link with some members of your family.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ask @happybadger@hexbear.net

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

I don't know, I just work for the guy. If you're part of the Supreme People's Assembly then vote for a new dog in 2028, otherwise just keep your eyes out for Local People's Assemblies elections in 2027. Either one should have at least Respected Comrade Sasha Bear on the ballot if not only him.