Don’t worry, if the king dies there is a specialized team ready to immediately extract his semen and provide it to the closest relative. The royal bloodline will live on.
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2024
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Almost looks like Gout. Classic King of England disease, very on brand.
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Gout goat
Thats just normal royal inbreeding
Looks like clubbing... No not the thing he killed his wife for doing... But such high blood pressure if we can get him into a hot spring it will be the funniest reign in English history, maybe.
Don't think it's clubbing. His nails aren't widened/curved down and his fingertips don't seem swollen compared to the rest of his hand. His whole fingers are swollen, down to his knuckles. Could still be a heart issue, I'm not a doctor.
lemme at him!
you just had to add the foot 🤢🤢
King shit
The curse of the Edwardian Edema strikes again
Some court jester tie his lymphatic system into a balloon animal or what?