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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Libs wonder how Nazis took germany and then eat up propaganda like this

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I often wonder if like your average german of the 30's got transplanted to today and was like god damn you people are racist as fuck.

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

you people

ofc from a german

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

They took germany because Hitler spoke very goodly with his populist speeches. That’s why Biden can’t complete a sentence and appeals to nobody. He’s being tactical in order to prevent a populist voter base from giving him too much power.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Libs wonder how Nazis took germany

No they say they wonder how it happened but nothing's happening behind those eyes.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

Explaining the middle east to a burger: "Imagine fucked up insect animal fascism I smell burnt toast"

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why are all the dogs in the neighborhood barking all the sudden

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

The dogs are an analogy for the woke mob trying to stifle my free speech by cancelling me for comparing human beings to wasps.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is there a better description of Lebanon, Yemen, Syria and Iraq Today? They are the caterpillars.

Um... yeah i think there's probably many better descriptions of those countries. Who the fuck wrote this Thomas Friedman?

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

michael-laugh no one does analogies quite like Friedman. Damn i hate that guy lol

[–] Doubledee@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

Is trying to explain why Iran is a bad actor in the region.

Lists 4 countries completely ruined by US foreign policy over decades.

???

[–] wopazoo@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure that Iran is an old lion, and the US is a parasitoid wasp.

[–] bananon@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

It’s actually an apt description. Just as lions should not be in jungles, neither should the US be in the Middle East

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

a recently discovered

god leave it to that dweeb to add that entirely unnecessary qualifier like 'bug that lays eggs in other bugs' isn't a fucking trope jesus christ

tell us what you were eating for lunch when you came up with that banger tom

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

The racism is off of the charts. I'm expecting ancient racial slurs in the next paragraph

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Could not reach for the standby: the 'U.S. ... is a paper tiger.'

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago
[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Wasp are good tho. Natural pest control