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If he actually interviews Putin we are reaching new highs of comedy

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 75 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

God, what an absolute joke both the US and Russia have become.

Lenin would have shot Tucker on sight

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

If he actually interviews Putin

Its 100% this.

[–] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Im under the assumption he flew over there without prior arrangements and was going to try to use the media buzz as leverage to get an interview. It would be slightly less but still very funny if they turn him down.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It would be slightly less but still very funny if they turn him down.

Imagine if they arrest him for being a US spy/agitator, that would be even funnier.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Funniest possible outcome is they shoot down his plane and go with "maybe the plane was always like that" as the story.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Must have been a Boeing 747"edgeworth-shrug

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

I forgot they were have smartphone naming conventions now.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago

Oh fuck lmao

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

The front just fell off.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If he actually interviews Putin we are reaching new highs of comedy

This would be up there with top 10 funniest moments, especially if they get Trump to say "Tankie" this election cylce

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You know what would top that?

Senile Joe saying he's the tankman guy at Tiananmen Square and say he's the original "Tankie" that Trump could never be

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

"God, could my dad drive a tank" biden-leftist

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton and he just wants protection.

[–] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Biden please I swear I'll vote for you if you block Tucker from returing to the US please it would be so funny.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

If you don't vote for Biden, Trump will welcome Tucker back with even less restraint than Biden will

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's wild that we're going to hear a bunch of liberal whining about a Twitter celebrity "platforming" one of the most influential world leaders, as though Putin would just be some nobody without Tucker's reach.

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If US state never fearmongered about Russia literally no American would know who was the president lol

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

He's probably at that expat village in the moscow suburbs planning to welcome Trump's government in exile.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why should the head of state have to comment on why some random dipshit journalist is in his country?

[–] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

He doesnt have to, but this would be a good chance to try and diminish republican support for Ukrainian aid

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

God I wonder if he's doing an interview with Tara Reade or something.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's wild that she had to flee to Russia because of all the hate she was getting from liberals here, probably death threats too.

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

That was truly the death rattle for the me too movement. Anyone who slightly took her accusation seriously was painted as a putler bot and immediately dismissed.

[–] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

nah most sources think hes aiming for putin

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what if he and putin kissed GAYLY together??

[–] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the sexual tension in the air is palpable, Tucker and Putin rarely break eye contact during the interview, the passion clearly growing in their eyes. after some time of this back and fourth Tucker stands up mid response, he had long since lost interest in the content of Putin's replies, he had already heard everything he needed to hear. "mr. president, I respect you as a man, but I cannot wait any longer for this" proclaims Tucker, before throwing himself at the Russian president, wrapping his arms around Putin's back and firmly locking his lips onto those of the leader he was there to interview, moving so quickly and with such force that the chair Putin was sitting on falls backwards, throwing the intertwined couple to the floor. a KGB officer who had been just out of frame leaps into action, running to try and pull Tucker off the president, but as they each take a breath for air Putin uses the brief moment to order the officer to stand down, before they resume their impassioned kiss sprawled out on the floor. by the next time each pulls back to take their breath, their positions have changed, now Tucker lays back to the floor, with his legs wrapped around Putin's waist as the president lays on top of the interviewer, one hand holding himself up and the other stroking Tucker's hair. Just before the pair go back in for a third kiss, the KGB officer cuts off the camera feed, leaving audiences all around the world stunned by what they had just seen.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

In Putinist RF, Putler interviews YOU!

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I know. I'm here with him.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

:neera: 💅🏽

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

pls something funny happen

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Do not care that you do not care

[–] italktothewind@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

thanks for letting us know how little you care