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“Who do you pray to when you lose something?” Ang asks in her video. “Are you above a drunk cigarette? Or even a sober one? Have you seen Bronx Tale, Goodfellas, Moonstruck, My Cousin Vinny? Godfather?”
Can you really say you understand the plight of African Americans if you haven’t watched every single Madea movie?
And people say white people have no culture, look at all these movies about anti-social psychopaths!
“Are you above a drunk cigarette? Or even a sober one? Have you seen Bronx Tale, Goodfellas, Moonstruck, My Cousin Vinny? Godfather?”
Culture is when smoke cigarette and/or watch hugely popular American movies. I hate to say it, but even the saes are less culturally void than this.
Eyyyy, I'm appropriatin' ovah heah!
Quite telling how culturally empty north americans are that they so desperatly cling to vague cultural markers they’re convinced they belong to despite never properly engaging with said culture. Its the equivalent of chuds playing dolls with their wojaks, a bunch of clowns stuck in plato’s cave. I seriously couldnt put in to words how much contempt i hold for these people. You are not (insert x country)-american. You are american. Please stop.
Who wouldn't want to be a goomah to a guy who looks like this:
This is anti-Italian discrimination. 
Ma dai! 
Tony Cancelliano: Ay uhh, you wouldn'ta happena have some pictures of you in a fur jacket and huge sunglasses from 10 years ago, eh? Because it would be a real problem, if that were to be true, might have to let your boss know. Capiche? Do you happen to be wearing traditional Italian dresses in your Halloween pictures ehh?
White Americans when they put on a warbonnet:
[Crickets]
White Americans when you put on a faux fur coat and make pesto jokes:
[intense crying and shidding]
The liberals are playing with the words again
italians dont have culture tho
black women and WOC
Women of Calabria?
Women of Cyprus. Cypriots are a close analogy because they're also a Schrodinger's white person. Depending on who's asking, they're either white or they're not. Almost as if the modern American conception of race is kinda stupid
