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[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

This is incredibly offensive; even with good trigger discipline (which is unclear at best from this image), don’t rest your gun’s barrel so close or even pointing at your leg.

[–] Szymon@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

RELAX liberal, it's called DARK HUMOR when you give yourself a life altering injury.

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 14 points 2 years ago

OH, is it also “DARK HUMOR” to point out how unrealistic and painful that wrist angle is‽‽

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Nah, dude's just a c programmer.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Looks like his finger's off the trigger, plus it's Jason Todd so that suit is about 90% spare ammunition by mass, decent odds the gun's not even loaded yet.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 years ago

I'm 13 and a half and this is deep

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 years ago

Nice afartment you got there

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Blocked, reported, and banished to the phantom zone

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

We don't want them. >=[

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just wondering why liberals would have problem with fart humor?

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don’t think they would - it’s just a meta-joke about conservative humor often being based around getting offended reactions from liberals rather than any wit of its own.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Yea, like comedic posts you’ll find on !the_pack@lemmy.world

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I can explain, as a liberal.

You see, were grossly offended by shitheads and bullshit. Farts tend to come from shitheads and bullshit.

There's many major pieces of shits right now. Like shitheads who want to stop kids from having free school lunch. Or focus on banning books. We are also deeply offended by bullshit like a "supposed" massive fleet of immigrants, or saying how we can't tax the rich. Or even worse, a mega asshole who speaks out of his fart mouth about how he pasta a cognitive test.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Furthermore, as a liberal, I am offended that you appropriated my offense for your own purposes. You don’t get to be offended for me, and if you fail to stand up for liberal ideals and be offended, I get to be offended about that too.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is anyone else actually kinda surprised that Red Hood doesn't get the same "I haven't read the comics at all" treatment from the thin blue skin crowd as The Punisher?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Too recent and hasn't been in any (theatrically-released) movies. Plus, before he became the Red Hood he was most well-known for wearing green shorts and getting his head bashed in with a crowbar, which spoils the power fantasy a bit.

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's "I hope we never part", now get it right or pay the price!

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

I rather fay the frice!

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart reporting in

[–] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

ppm-> fpm

Farts per million is a better unit anyway.

[–] TheNanaimoBarScene@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Johanno@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

F - A - R - T - Why?

BECAUSE I ATEBEANS