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[–] mustGo@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (5 children)

We used to be ~~a country~~ 300 countries. germany-cool

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The only "Germany" I recognize besides GDR

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

After WWII the allies should have broken Germany back into that. Have a bunch of American GIs stationed in the Dutchy of Brandenbien.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Let's go Brandenbien!

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Arguably more Frisian than German.

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is literally what the weird idw nerds want to retvrn to

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

To be fair, a fragmented mess would be better than having germany as it currently stands

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

"County of Provence" tito-laugh

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Peasant republic of dith sounds cool

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Dithmarschen is really cool they like slaughtered a bunch of knights by drowning them by opening dams when the Danes tried to conquer them

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Hemmingstedt

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

inbred losers bodied by chad peasants

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

It was more a Kulak Republic but yeah they were cool and their president was called a Syndic which has a cool CNT/FAI vibe.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

300 countries but the most booming export industry in royals. now look at it, hasnt given a single king to anyone in a long time... sad to see.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Woke, thats what happened

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Black people were invented in 2016 and then the west fell.

[–] blight@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

this is a fuckkin POWERUFL meme. may we be worthy to bask in its glory

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know it's a joke but that castle was pretty famously built in the 1800s by a lunatic german king

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Like around the time of the American Civil War. Its pretty cool if you can stand the brats and pretzel part of Germany.

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

A perfect analog for the petite bourgeois mindset

chefs-kiss

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

i blame the florentines makima-think

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Gaudy Disneyfied castles create soft men.

Retvrn to Motte and Bailey