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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Waved through meaning, A guy who could tell he was old enough to buy a six pack thought "Whatever, I don't have time for that shit today."

[–] quicksand@lemm.ee 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Sky Harbor is the Phoenix airport. He's claiming he got through security with it.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I mean airport security is not as secure as it claims. I could see some tired TSA worker waving him through without paying much attention to the ID, especially in a busy airport like Phoenix.

TSA has always been security theater.

[–] SaintWacko@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago

Every airport I've been through they scan your id, not just look at it

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

I imagine them thinking that if they didn't the next two hours will be spent dealing with a crazy person throwing a tantrum and that it's not worth it

It's believable. I lost my ID like 2 days before a flight, and my Sam's membership card was sufficient to get let through.

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Maybe twenty years ago. You need RealID now and something tells me that thing doesn't scan.

[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago

You don't need Real ID, it was delayed to May 2025

[–] quicksand@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago
[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

As far as I'm aware, there are also forms to fill out if you don't have an ID. Answer a few questions and go through extra screenings.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Cashiers at gas stations must cone across the most strange individuals.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine how absolutely fucked these people would be if they managed to get on an international flight with one of these, got turned away by the destination country, then didn't have the credentials to get back into the US.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They would finally have their wishes granted

[–] sus@programming.dev 22 points 2 years ago

Finally! I have achieved statelessness!

[–] ma11en@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Damage@feddit.it 11 points 2 years ago

Makes seance

[–] 800XL@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Sky Habor is a site two sea.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago

If he rejects the government, why is his nationality United States of America? Surely it doesn’t exist?

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He looks like the type you see at Circle K in Buckeye at 7 am buying a lottery ticket and holding everyone up from their shitty coffees.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

He's buying scratch-offs and scratching them there at the counter with a line behind him.

[–] Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Odd… On that card is labelled a photo of Seal, but it looks nothing like him.

He’s not a weird fingerprint dude, he’s black with facial scars. Usually singing a something about roses or something.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No way does this sovcit pull Heidi Klum.

[–] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Neither would red fingerprint face.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dude why do these guys even bother with IDs at all?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)