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I am quite literally hurting myself from laughing too hard right now, what the actual fuck is wrong with nazis?

Link here if you really insist on where this came from. Also why the fuck is it always weeb shit tunes that's been chipmunk-ized. Also same CW in the title applies

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[–] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

even if this is satire it hurts to look at.

I should probably log off but I wont.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

It comes from a video apparently.

It's worse lmao I really hope it's satire

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

I'm torn between this being satire, or some really fucking weird raceplay+politics play+incest goonbrained kink abomination. Because there's no way it's real; I refuse to believe even fascists are this fucking stupid.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I'm sure this was made ironically, but because this generation of nazis are weeaboos and cumbrained to the max, there is a non trivial number of neo nazis who think they agree ironically, but in reality truly believe this to be true. And considering the account's whole personality is "kill pedos," anime, and right wing nonsense, I'm assuming he has hard drives hidden inside of the dry wall.

[–] motherofmonsters@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Genius, strong, beautiful, pure-blooded, born in purple infant with 20 base stats

[–] motherofmonsters@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If you’re not a Zoroastrian merchant republic with ultimogeniture are you even playing CK? Easy sidestep to inbred risks there.

[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

The extra fingers and toes help in counting said generational wealth.

[–] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

it's so cursed, it wraps around to being funny

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

I was going to say "there's no way this is real"

But then I remembered that they're nazis.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

Gotta keep that jawline Hapsburg-ized

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

That Habsburg chin is coming back in style

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Even in their RETVRN fantasies their coomer brain still takes over and it's about fucking your ahego sister with the mega milkers.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My money is on extremely specific kink

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago
[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

The game was a meme amongst right wing irony poisoned types for a time. It almost certainly is meant as a joke.

Not that it’s not disgusting and problematic either way

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

if it weren't for the slurs I'd be demanding to know which of us made this to make fun of them

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago
[–] heyoheyoheyyyy@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago
[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I feel vindicated in being judgmental about this game now.

It's fine. People are weird about the incest thing tbh. Yeah it has incest, but the incest happens after the characters kill and eat their parents. And the fact that people immediately thought "OH THIS MUST BE ENDORSING INCEST" makes me fucking worried for humanity.

[–] sawne128@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Also, what a strange image choice. The man looks horrified.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

So the game the characters are from is basically a murder incest version of an adventure game

Fun fact: development stopped once the dev got doxxed. I wonder why /s

The game does not appear to be cancelled. And if the dev got doxxed I'm going to go ahead and assume its by the people engaged in a moral panic about it.

[–] kot@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

The dev got doxxed by a bunch of deranged chuds from soyjak.party because they thought she was trans

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Also people accrue generational wealth without incest all the fucking time, their premise doesn't even make sense.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

yeah but what about turning that family tree into a family wreath to create an intergenerational wealth feedback loop?

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Idea for a bit: online course grift teaching people "The Hapsburg Model of Generational Wealth".

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Carlos the 2nd has entered the chat.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

“Ok, but hear me out….” Big mad feudalists about you ignoring how they did it the first time

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Primogeniture was a feudal attempt to concentrate wealth generationally without the incest, I guess.

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

The Coffin of Andy and Leyley is a fine (albeit mid) game. It's fanbase needs a dose of barbara-pit

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I just watched Millei get interviewed by WSJ and read the high amounts of praise in the comments. So this particular post is just leaving me unphased.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

I'm fine with nazis saying unhinged stuff like this because it means many people will be embarrassed to identify with them.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I'm sure this was made ironically, but because this generation of nazis are weeaboos and cumbrained to the max, there is a non trivial number of neo nazis who think they agree ironically, but in reality truly believe this to be true

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Surely this must be a bit.