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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 86 points 2 years ago

Cat: "Oh, you still think he's YOUR boyfriend?"

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Allergies are not as linear as allergy = death/miserable. Some dander is not the same as others and some people only react to certain types. He could have just been bullshitting too.

[–] Wrench@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Allergy meds can also help a ton. I'm mildly allergic. Congestion, itchy eyes and face. I had one cat, married into 5 more. I'm fine as long as I stay on top of my allergy meds.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sadly I could never live with a cat or dog as their dander makes my airways slowly close up :(

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago

My sister was very allergic to cats when she was a kid. Then one day she just sort of turned up with this cat. My sister's friends cat had kittens and this was one of the kittens.

Anyway she was afraid my parents would say no so she hid the cat in her room for 2 or 3 days before my parents noticed. By which point it was somewhat of a done deal.

Anyway 16 years later when the cat died my sister was no longer allergic, so if you spend enough time around them you do eventually become desensitized. Or at least some people seem to.

[–] Kolli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, animals can be breathtaking.

[–] _number8_@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

my allergies got better as i lived with cats longer. either way it's more put-up-with-able than not having a cat

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I'm allergic to cats but grew up with one (she lived to 21!) and my fiance has a cat and we moved in together. It's fine I just have to keep the cat away from my face and I wash my hands after petting her.

Even if I don't I just get really itchy, it's not the worst. Worth it for the pets and cuddles.

[–] Nomad 0 points 2 years ago

Well... is he still breathing?

[–] DagonPie@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine dating someone who says any of those things.

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] DagonPie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Looks real allergic with his face buried in the cat.

[–] bytheclouds@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am allergic to cats and have allowed a cat to rub it's head against my face multiple times, because that cat was a bro (and I had loratadine).

Also don't really like cats in general because most of them are jerks, just that specific one was, as I mentioned, a bro.

[–] DagonPie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah no hate on that. But if i tell someone i have a cat and they tell me im allergic im like. Okay we can go one of two ways here and i will try my best not to show up with cat hair on my clothes.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe the cat's in the process of slowly assassinating him, we don't know.

[–] DagonPie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

They are all doing that to us. They are professionals.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Allergies so bad that he died.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's funny to me because it looks more like he fell asleep and the cat put itself there

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I think if the cat was responsible it's ass would be in the guys face lol

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

He fell asleep awfully close to the edge

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I remember my friend once saying "I hate cats" whilst cradling mine in his arm like a baby and stroking his head.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cats are bad for the planet and horrible for the local ecosystem but if they are already around I will pet them.

[–] Zorg@lemmings.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What exactly are indoor only cats doing to the planet & ecosystem?

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Indoor cats don't destroy the local ecosystem, but they still eat a large amount of meet. I totally forgot about them as cats around here are usually outdoor cats.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 24 points 2 years ago

The look on the cat’s face says, “This is how you dominate a person, amateur.”

[–] jimbo@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I'm pretty much the same. Cats are terrible creatures and I would never intentionally own one. But I'm not going to hold it against my partner's two cats that they are cats, so they get scritches and nap times with me.

[–] MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

The cats have domesticated you.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I have 2 of the vile critters now, one I inherited from my ex, the other one just kind of showed up.

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That cat's face says "I fixed him".

[–] runeko@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Where's your boyfriend, Rebecca?"

[–] udon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

So he's dating a human now?

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Let's just face the truth, they are the "true" ruler of this planet.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I like dogs, I just don’t like living with them. I like cats, I just don’t like living with them.

The woman I love, well, she likes living with them.

This is me this morning.

No, this don’t mean I like living with them, but I handle it for her because I love her. Hell, I even love them, but I don’t like living with them.

Like, I really love them. I just don’t like cleaning poo when they screw up or the sneezing because the cat only likes me for some reason. I mean, I’m nice to her because she’s a person too, but I don't really like living with her.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah, it's due to the toxoplasmosis.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's my wife. When we meet she hated cats, then afer years of cats videos she was like ok i tolerate them, but were not going to have a cat. After meeting some neighbor cats, she was like ok, you can adopt a cat but I'm not going to love him, after a week she was cuddling with him and thanking me for bringing a kitty to our life.

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

cats are very sweet

[–] Damdy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

So you trained your cat to murder you boyfriend as an example to the next?

100% me. I never in my life thought I’d be a cat person, then I moved in with my girlfriend (now wife) and her cat, who quickly became my ride or die.

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Or just too addicted to that cuddle bun to hold back

[–] PMFL@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yap true, i'm also gilty at that... 😄

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

When men are afraid of cuddly things, it is not because we don’t think we’ll connect. It’s because we know we cannot stop ourselves from connecting.

Dad-who-didn’t-want-a-cat sitting there, in love with the cat, isn’t proving himself wrong. He’s proving himself right. This is exactly the situation he wanted to avoid. Being helplessly in love is scary, and animals are so pure that falling in love can’t be avoided.