SAY SOME FUCKIGN WOKE IN THIS WAFFLE HOUSE, CIVILIAN.
This is still and has always been the worst male haircut.
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2024
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why do all the macho army/cop dorks think they should wear it?
Its a signifier that youre a brainwashed idiot who obeys any and all orders (and propaganda) from certain organizations.
Probably because those types have the worst opinions and beliefs on literally everything, including haircuts.
Wait this is Michael Keaton right?
Right guys???
Ah poor guy with his haircut, I've been there - Like how do you know when to stop shaving? YOu only figure it out when you've gone too far and it's too late.
i saw this guy walkin into a glory hole last week
*Theme of Guile starts playing*
Guile's neo Nazi arc in SF6
Now there's a haircut you can set your watch to
He reminds me of another jar head I know who acts all hooah all the time like this jackass, but was in the marine corps as a fucking chef.
He thankfully isn't a biker bro dipshit, though who knows in a few decades, but he definitely has the same mentality. He'll he even said he likes desanctamonious Ron over the cheeto because of muh procedural norms and dignity of office bullshit
I usually defend the troops bc like you can learn but i have a feeling most marines are past saving from the death cult especially after the first contract
So I used to work for a company owned by a vet and who loved hiring vets. The only guy who was ever in actual combat, also the only guy I got along with, fucking hated the military, was vocally anti-war and actively discouraged the younger people working there from enlisting. Meanwhile all the losers who were in logistics or some bullshit were all "hooah" jackasses who plastered American flags all over everything.
A close friend of mine is a afghan infantry vet who never saw combat. They just walked around for a year basically. Hes very left. He has some other circumstances that encourage that stance though.
I dont try to judge military people because my friend was running from his drug addicted gangster mom, had an absent imprisoned parent, impoverished and grew up where I grew up. I dont blame him for taking an out.
I've only met one marine who's had enough life experience and self-reflection to really realize he's been used by a cruel system. Which is more than I thought I'd meet, but still that's only one dude.
Every marine ive met almost has acknowledged the existence of class but hasnt given much thought to what it is or how they participate in it
It's mainly because I'm in Alaska that I only encounter active duty marines or like crusty "flee from the commie mainland lower 48" old jarheads
Wait, can you change the sidebar header on I think c/news? It references Kissinger not being dead as if hes not dead as fuck
Check again
Hehehehe
He looks like if Sheriff Sherif was a real person...and evil.
He was in vietnam and kosovo...???
Navy reservist lol oh i guess yeah all of this checks out, that explains the tiny arms and navy shit. Fucking stupid hog
You can tell obviously he can never shut the fuck up about the military and reroutes every conversation about a boat he was on and no one cares about
Something about putting your ribbons on something that isn't a uniform gives me stolen valor vibes, just not in the cool way 
Like, even though they're real (I assume), it just feels like a point was missed.
Nice pride flag bro
CIA funded LGBTQ+ groups in Russia should be supported by western communists.
Zero personality beyond his getup