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[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 109 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Remember, if you see someone drinking laundry detergent, no you didn't.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I wonder what it tastes like. I guess there's only one way to find out. BRB I'm goin' to Walmart...

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It tastes like your oesophagus turning into dead tissue.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Oh dang you must have gotten to Walmart before I did. Thanks for letting us know how the detergent tasted.

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[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You don't remember that whole Tide Pod thing?

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[–] chalupapocalypse@lemmy.world 86 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably got tired of having to chew the pods.

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You chew them? I thought you had to suck on them. 🤔

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You making soap soup?

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Dang, I figured the soapy film was lube. These things aren't suppositories?

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@lemmy.ml 63 points 2 years ago (2 children)

my sister said she craved bleach for her second pregnancy.

she abstained of course but the craving was there

[–] saruwatarikooji@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Pregnant woman are supposed to report cravings like that to their doctor... Apparently it can be a symptom of a serious problem.

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[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Oh those were interesting days. Driving out in the middle of the night to get underripe green sour fruit and eating this one weird chicken rice curry thing every day for a month because "it's the best shit ever".

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sounds more like being fucked with for lulz. Like walking around drinking blue Gatorade out of a windex bottle.

[–] Jknaraa@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Using old vodka bottles for water.

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[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Yeah this sounds like a prank. You could easily wash out an old detergent bottle and fill it with water or something

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This feels like a fun thing to do on the weekend. Just go to Walmart with a cleaned out bottle of detergent filled with the beverage of your choice and make people think you're drinking Gain. If they ask you what your problem is, assure them you intend to pay.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

So, she died from that, right?

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Which island?

[–] nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know in person someone who used to eat bar soap. She eventually had to be hospitalized and confessed it to her family. She would eat a lot of other weird things too, and didn't even understand why people were so shocked about it. In the end, she had to undergo a psychiatric treatment.

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

"I took a chug of detergent at Walmart and this happened" video dropping soon

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Not to be that guy but I am betting it is more likely that somehow he didn't see that happening vs the almost certain suicide attempt he thinks he saw.

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