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[โ€“] 0ops@lemm.ee 75 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nope not getting doxxed today ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] Darkard@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Haha, that's wild.

Hey, what about your pets name and your mother's maiden name that makes your porn star name. Haha wouldn't that be fun to collate into a single database with everyone else's answers and pair all the info with your account name? Such japes.

And just really quick. Who's your favourite bank, lol so fun and 100% innocent ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡

[โ€“] nixcamic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I've been on the internet long enough with the same name that I'm sure you could find me if you wanted.

I'll be under the name Monkey Long.

[โ€“] slingstone@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think I might get more popular. Call me Donkey Dong.

[โ€“] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I immediately read that as Donkey Doug.

[โ€“] zedgeist@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] Transwithvans@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Monkey Bong ... It's so me

[โ€“] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] SandLight@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Better than my Sonkey Bong

[โ€“] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if the first letter in your first name is a D, and the first letter in your second name is a K?

Does that mean you get to be the Big Man himself?

[โ€“] optissima@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

We're all DK

[โ€“] OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If your names start with vowels, you get whale noises

[โ€“] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] lemick24@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn dude you need a club that's a great name

Pretty sure that company sells lame shirts at Pacsun.

[โ€“] dfc09@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Donkey Cong lol... DC. Not very inventive.

[โ€“] Rakonat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Sonkey Cong. I feel like one of those offbrand third party games your tech illiterate aunt buys you for a game system you don't have.

[โ€“] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Jonkey Bong, or alternatively Ronkey Bong.

No clue what a "Ronkey Bong" might be, but I feel like Jonkey Bong kinda perfectly describes when you're trying to hit your buddies homemade contraption that is both jank and wonky.

Could also apply to that same buddies old bong that's held together by duct tape and years of resin build up that they refuse to stop using because "I've had it since college, it was my first".

[โ€“] TheYojimbo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Monkey Gong kinda slaps tho

[โ€“] ClockworkN@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm Monkey Song. I'll join your band.

[โ€“] TheYojimbo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Fuck yeah let's go !

[โ€“] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Donkey Dong. Eh, I take it.

[โ€“] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There have got to be about a million people who will just be Donkey Kong.

[โ€“] Deceptichum@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Its the most common non-human ape name, like being called Mohammed Wang is for us.

I'm currently crying laughing at "Mohammed Wang," just wanted you to know that. I think that's gonna be added to the "fake names I go by sometimes" list along with Rusty Shackleford and a few others I'll neglect to disclose here.

[โ€“] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Bonkey Mong ... I dunno about this one.

[โ€“] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Donkey Cong?

[โ€“] harrybo93@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Honkey Tong. Hmm

[โ€“] Harvey656@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Jonkey Hong. My new name feels odd ..

[โ€“] tslnox@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

Sonkey Song

Maybe I'm related to River :-D

Conky Rong, I suppose there are worse combos.

[โ€“] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gonkey Wong.

I don't know what a Gonkey is, but I do know what a Wong is.

[โ€“] Eccitaze@yiffit.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Gonk has a few possible definitions to choose from:

So, pick your poison I guess?

[โ€“] Gordon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Better than Gonkey Bong. Like, what?!?

[โ€“] Mun_Walker@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Jonky Gong. Hmm

[โ€“] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Donkey Song.

[โ€“] Stewbs@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Donkey Song.

Nice, quite nice actually. Music to my ears!

[โ€“] Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Sunfoil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A isn't a consonant, silly.

[โ€“] Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes but.... Um... What do you do if your last name is just 3 letters and doesn't have any consonants?

[โ€“] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

change your last name. sorry it's the rule.

[โ€“] amotio@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Fonkey Vong, yeah I can live with that.

[โ€“] Quik 1 points 1 year ago

Quonkey Wong it is then

[โ€“] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Jonney Nong

[โ€“] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

That's what D. in Luffys name stands for.

[โ€“] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

Also monkey dong over here

[โ€“] DSTGU@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

There is at least one person named Fonkey Song thanks to this