My cousin went on and on during 2020 about police racism and inequality. Now she’s dating a guy who works at Lockheed lol. What’s even more ironic is that she’s a nurse.
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Nurses come in three political pillars: liberal drunk, anarcho unionist, and conservative conspiracy theorist who makes up new conspiracies when you simply ask how their day was
It reminds me of the documentary about a group of radical feminists in the 1900s. One of them became a communist activist, one of them became a liberal activist, and the last one became a fascist activist lol
three radical feminists walk into a bar
Are you sure you're not talking about the Mitford sisters?
I might be. I don’t remember if the documentary was about British or American feminism
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I mean, I know a PA who's an anarcho-drunk unionist.
Anarcho-alcoholism
:pat-the-bunny:
Is she a wears-a-respirator type nurse, or an I-don't-care-if-I-kill-my-patients-by-giving-them-covid nurse?
Given rhat she's dating an accomplice to mass murder I'd guess the latter
Once the rockets go up
Who cares where they come down?
"That's not my department"
Thinks this fucking clown.
"But it's fine when I do it for money"
In the minds of war criminals, enemies of the empire have no souls.
Hitler was a vegetarian who loved puppies
he was vegetarian because he had like fucked up gastrointestinal issues, not because he particularly cared for the lives of animals or anything
Just a smol bean amateur painter with tummy issues
His shtummy hurt 😔
I wonder how much of it was actually GI issues and how much of it was being on a substance that made people extraordinarily constipated and another that makes you push everything out anyways.
Just imagine the devastation if he wasn’t constantly pooping.
She north on my rup till I grum, man
She Lock on my heed til I Mart-
Yeah I can't get that right...
Except for the Northrup Grumman part, basically me. I literally won't hurt a fly, and I won't even put indoor spiders outside (they die real quick out there). The only real justification for hurting someone is in self-defense, but repellents mostly keep that from being an issue with animals.
Also, I prefer to avoid justifying it with "soul" or whatever, because then people will argue that everything has a soul.
Except for the Northrup Grumman part, basically me.
so you work for Raytheon? [drum sting]
Wait I thought we all worked for the GRU?
, because then people will argue that everything has a soul.
Or that nothing does
What do you do with indoor spiders then? Slowly amass them into a sizeable horde, which you then unleash on meddling children?
I listened to an employee at lockheed martin talk about how he makes a conscious effort to avoid violence in common language, "rather than 'bullet point', i say 'list item'"
Or throw Grumman, known for making domestic delivery vehicles (the USPS’ LLV) and international delivery vehicles (the B-2 bomber)
Perhaps the most efficient way to protect the souls of the innocent animals (hah) is to kill off your fellow humans?