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[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 75 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Why does Jaden Smith look like he's asking me for change on the beach?

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

He's always got that confused look on his face that makes me want to punch him.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

It's the WiFi forehead wrinkles

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

EdibleFriend wants to punch people with dementia, confirmed.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean...it could be funny? They would be so confused but then forget what happened so, then, you get to do it again.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

C A N C E L L E D

You'll never be on air again!

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I'll be honest, as a dude who makes a lot of dark jokes, even I was a bit on the fence about that one lol

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 years ago

He wants to sell you fresh coconut water.

[–] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You would look like that too if your mother cucked your father with your friend and then told everyone.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Tangentially related, the key and peele sketch about Jaden explains his personality so well I believe it's essentially a true real life adaptation of a conversation he has had.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 75 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Make peter parker idris elba and mile morales ryan gosling.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In the past year, I saw Idris Elba on Thor: Love & Thunder, then Suicide Squad, and then in freaking Sonic 2 playing Knuckles.

That man can play any role I don't care I'm on board.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Because he is the same in all movies. :)

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Exactly...awesome!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They can always say it's yet another universe.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm still catching up on who this Miles Morales person is. I'm like Jaden Smith's face right now and it sucks because I want to punch myself so hard.

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Simply punch Jaden Smith when you have this urge.

[–] Davel23@kbin.social 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Obviously Miles Morales should be played by Chris Pratt.

[–] T4V0@lemmy.pt 17 points 2 years ago

"He's so cool"

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

That was a religious experience

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social 38 points 2 years ago

Holy shit, Jaden Smith would be a fucking disaster lol

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can he get the swagger of a black teenager right though.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

De-age Donald Glover. I don't mean digitally.

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

De-pants him, too... ;)

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can't just put Ryan gosling in a poll and not expect him to win

[–] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

I'd give him a fair shot of winning even if it's for a female role and against female actors.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Caleb McLaughlin could probably do pretty well, I don't know who the other guy is, but Jaden Smith would be fucking awful

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Shameik Moore is Miles' voice actor in the Spiderverse movies.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Oh shit, then it for sure has to be him. His voice performance in those movies is stellar.

Though, a good voice actor doesn't always make a good live actor so... Whatever, it's all hypothetical anyway.

[–] alienanimals@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Fuck nepotism hires

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Out of those choices??

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Honestly, I'm not sure I like any of the voting options here, mainly because I have no idea who any of these people are..... Except Ryan.

So I'd probably vote Ryan too because no matter the outcome, the results are invalid to me.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

As if they're not going to just give it to Chris Pratt.

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Why not Nadji Jeter?

[–] fidodo@lemmy.world -5 points 2 years ago

This seems like a fair trade as long as it stops people from throwing a shit fit every time a black actor plays a traditionally white character.