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[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Holy shit man. It's just some fucking art.

Like this:

What did the artist mean?????

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

Idk if it's what they meant but what the artist is saying is that there's similarities between american vets and the very very on the nose space nazis.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Police reveal African Nationalist plan to turn Bart Simpson black

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

They're too late to stop us

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Me telling an IDF soldier his mom's ass was a HAMAS base (I completely destroyed it last night big-cool )

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hamas has taken over my toilet and cracked the seat

[–] Zrc@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

most believable piece of zionist propaganda

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

You laugh, butThe Eiffel Tower is Hamas

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Hamas is tunneling under the National Archives as we speak to steal the Declaration of Independence

[–] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of the 9/11 mosque bullshit. Yanks thought it was going to be a tribute to Bin Laden, complete with a statue of him throwing up both middle fingers at ground zero.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Ober under on how long until the top post on r/worldnews is an article saying there's a hamas command center under the eiffel tower.

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

They did this even after the reception of them floating the picture in a tweet and everyone and their mother mocked it.

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

lmao i absolutely love the idea of some fuckin dipshit IOF "detective" looking over the house of the innocent family they just murdered, trying to piece together the future crimes of hamas, and noticing a painting of a landmark, sending the entire plot in his head crashing down around him like the end of the usual suspects.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Hamas shit my pants.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

The plan involves sending a 14 year old female circus acrobat of non-western complexion to the Eiffel Tower observation deck, together with a white lion cub and a weird glowing stone (possibly an IED). The IDF warned the French Armed Forces to be on high alert for any bespectacled teenage inventors who might fall in love with the gi-- er, woman, at first sight, and attempt to rescue her from anti-terrorist forces using a hangglider-like flying machine to cause widespread property damage.

This devious Hamas plan was discovered on a video cassette labeled "#1الماسة الزرقاء", containing an animated diagram of the operation.

[–] Jenniferrr@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Do we have any danger 5 emotes