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I am from 5 years in the future AMA (hexbear.net)
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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do we stop at Berlin?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

No we keep going all the way to London but get put off by the food

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Then we need to start training now!

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[–] Gamer_time@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is my leftover pizza still good to eat then?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Weirdly, yes

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did we successfully prevent the second emu war?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No but this time it's about emulators

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What are you wearing?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Leg warmers and nothing else

[–] TheGenderWitch@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

do i have tits

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Glorious tits.

[–] CarmineCatboy@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

is the sky still purple?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

No its puce now

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Has a shoot and cry movie about IDF cum brigades been made yet?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's called Saving Privates Cum

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[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How old are you right now?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

A billion

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what's the funniest thing that happened

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Joe Biden loses 2024 to Trump but the entire republican party dies from COVID so Joe Biden becomes president but then the entire dems die from COVID so his dog Major becomes president and immediately becomes the best president the US has ever seen.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is half life 3 out yet

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Yes but valve decided to make about Joe Biden

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Am I finally pretty?

[–] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Am I still alive in the future?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If I tell you the'll be a time paradox

[–] ValpoYAFF@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

^ that means yes

[–] JamesJonathanSandwichTheFourth@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do I ever log off?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Yes but you log on again 5 minutes later but then log off again and become leader of a badass org that logs on and off a lot

[–] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Do we get a bloodborne remaster? And does silk song come out?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

No Bloodbourne remaster, but you do get a Bloodbourne 2: Blood Harder.

Silk Song releases, but it's taken off the stores for having too many bugs.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where the hell did I put my wallet?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's where you left it

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Thanks

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Am I still alive?

Is my friend talking to me again? Are we rawdogging?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yes and oooohahaho yes

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

It's actually 2024

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