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Head injury (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by themaninblack@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 105 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I do find the situation hilarious but "forged" isn’t the term I would use for faking an injury.

[–] calabast@lemm.ee 94 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Man obtains counterfeit head injury

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Man duplicates a head injury.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Authenticity of man's head injury in dispute

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You wouldn't download a head injury.

[–] abcd@feddit.de 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He downloaded it from TheHeadInjuryBay.to

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you can't own a head injury, you can't steal it

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

You wouldn't STEAL a head injury using Surfshark to make sure Spectrum doesn't know you're TBI'ing!

[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As long as I have a good antivirus I would.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Wouldn't want to catch a head cold.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Man pirates medical record

[–] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I pirated my own medisal record. It was easy. All I had to do is show passport and wait few days.

[–] catfish@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago

Man illegally obtains head injury

[–] callyral@pawb.social 5 points 2 years ago

Man downloads a head injury

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 34 points 2 years ago

Feign

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sounds like a British thing

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

Would have said feigned

[–] catfish@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Donald trumpet had the other word copyrighted..

[–] UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah, not unless the medical forms were forged.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Chad

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Genius right?

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Linus Torvalds but the other way around

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Linus cures head wounds?

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

From everything I've read and heard, Linus cures head wounds in reverse.

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Fake head wounds

[–] Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago

Ah, the old phineas gage story

[–] IkarusHagen2@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Fuccitas this, i'm listening to a song i did when i saw this post a few month ago and the meme before is similar to the other, a very heavy deja vù moment

[–] leanleft@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

shitty coworkers suck. they make work worse for the same pay. not to mention rising cost of living and static wages.
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