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It's perfectly normal for your computer to have daemons.
It looks like you tried to parse html using a regex.
For reference: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/regex-match-open-tags-except-xhtml-self-contained-tags#1732454
It works better if you remove linebreaks beforehand tho.
Hmm usually this is where you use the "reset" command in your terminal. Yes there's a command that's specifically for dispelling demons. Not sure how do in vscode, as I am a NeoVim elitist asshole
I doubt PHP has anything to do with that.
oh that crowley what a scamp
Have you tried sacrificing a goat?
CLOSED: Won't Fix>By Design
If DOOM music starts playing and you better get your guns ready.