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[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 125 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Hail Sata full of cables. hollow be thy port.

[–] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thy LAN has run, it will be fun, on the couch as it is up stairs.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago

Give us this day, our UDP, and forgive us our packet loss, as we forgive those who drop packets meant for us.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

hollow be thy port

Cable's unplugged bro

[–] Thejuino@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

This is definitely the way

[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 121 points 2 years ago (13 children)

Ironically, it's the innocent-looking white boxes that are hellspawn devices of pure evil that will wiretap your house, force you into a subscription service and have a 2-year planned obsolescence timebomb in it.

Meanwhile anything that resembles an arachnid will let you do whatever you want, support every imaginable open standard, and work with community firmware that will still be supported a decade later.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

If they also crawled around my living room floor I would probably buy two and make them fight each other over AP privileges. May the strongest signal win.

[–] jadedwench@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't think that is true for Wi-Fi 6 routers. Are there any open firmwares for those? Those bastards at TP-Link removed features after a firmware update and I no longer have any visibility to anything that is going on my network. It will be relegated to access point soon, if I don't chuck it at a wall in spite, after I figure this opnsense thing out.

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[–] beefcat@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'll take the ceiling mounted UFO instead.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

That's technically "rounded soft box" It's completely round.

[–] PsychicPsquirrel@lemmy.world 60 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Or you could choose one with wings.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/461b576f-37a8-4f7f-a040-29f6ed891414.jpeg

This one does have beam forming antennas. I don’t know if that feature helped, but this router works in my long narrow apartment in a congested area where other routers failed.

[–] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Isn't that the Star Wars Imperial shuttle after it's landed?

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Of course, it isn't like you would want to risk a force choking when Vader can't get a wifi signal.

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[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

The hawk wifi's naturally beat the spider wifi's signal noise making it superior.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Careful it doesn't Wi-fly away when you leave a window open

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago (6 children)

That rounded white box is a POS At&T locked down fiber modem/router which they patch biweekly at 3am without your control because they don't want people hacking their devices to change the DNS server or anything useful.

It wouldn't be a problem if AT&T let you use your own fiber ONT but they don't which is technically illegal but no one has sued them yet because they are a billion dollar company.

Thankfully the workaround is to grab a supported ONT, upgrade to 2.5g or higher fiber speeds so they are forced to use XGS-PON, then swap in your ONT with some cloned IDs and downgrade back to whatever plan you want. This all allegedly works because businesses that use AT&T as their ISP also don't want to pay money for a proprietary piece of junk, and they have enough power to throw around to demand AT&T allow them to use their own fiber hardware.

[–] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I love having Google Fiber, they gave me a modem with one open RJ-45 port and said "have fun with the other side of this network".

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[–] nevalem@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There are total bypass options now to completely remove their hardware from your network using an ONT that lets you clone the att device serial number. Just a heads up.

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[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Does either model spy on me?"

"Yes."

"Which one?"

"Yes."

[–] mrmanager@lemmy.today 7 points 2 years ago

Depends on your firmware. You can install FreshTomato firmware on these things and enjoy a much better experience with many more features and higher stability.

[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The one on the right is ASUS, they make pretty good quality hardware and software and don't spy on you, at least for what concerns routers.

[–] anivia@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You are talking about the same Asus that uses proprietary Trend Micro spyware on all its routers? At least it can be disabled, but by default it is enabled and spies on you

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Like early wifi routers weren't also stupid looking? I don't think I have ever had one that fit properly anywhere because of their odd shapes and/or antennae, and I've had wifi since 98 or 99.

As an aside: While I was working for a WISP, I came into possession of some older Ubiquity antennas and I used a couple to blast my home network's wifi across my small town so I could use wifi on my phone pretty much anywhere within 3 miles of my house. Shit was rad as fuck.

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[–] esc27@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Can I get the one on the right with four antenna and a black pyramid in the middle? “Ancient Spirits of Ethernet, transform this weak signal… to Wi-Fi, the Ever-Streaming!”

[–] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Your description makes me want to have a Stargate shaped one, where the status lights are the dialing symbols around the ring.

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

I'll take one satanic altar please

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] thorcik@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

The Elders of the Internet demand.... a shrubbery!

[–] sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf 19 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Serious question: Do the antennas actually make a difference?

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Short answer no.

Long answer: Mimo designs benefit from different array configurations with known and well placed antenna spacing. So once you hit "good enough" there isn't much of a benefit... But the loosy Goosy any direction antennas above the Xtreme routers... No, not at all

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[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Best guess: each antenna is optimized for a different carrier frequency and splitting traffic between antennae allows the designer to use multiple, lower-cost parts on each data stream rather than a single, higher-cost part that can handle one antenna dealing with all the traffic.

Multiple antennae carrying the same frequency can make a difference, but consumer electronics where the end user has control over the angle of the Antennas likely isn't precise enough to make use of the potential benefits.

If the antennae were very precisely positioned and had very precise phase offset, the full array could be used to have very tight control over polarization...which really doesn't matter in a home wifi environment.

OR! It's just for looks.

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[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Depends if they can be mapped to different channels/frequencies, then it’s possible you get more throughput assuming there isn’t some bottleneck elsewhere. afaik more antennae for the same connection, at essentially the same location, doesn’t make a difference

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[–] benvars@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] st3ph3n@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago

I have both. The white soft one is Comcast's shit forced into bridge mode, and the satanic altar is mine. Had to take their modem/gateway to get unlimited data from them.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

The cybernetic gods require BLOOD, before your wifi works.

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Eva from wall-e vs the galactic empire

[–] deweydecibel@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (7 children)

I'm not the most knowledgeable about networking hardware.

At what point are those antennas just excessive?

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[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My cat will sit on either of them.

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[–] brianorca@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Mine is white, but with 4 long antenna sticking up. So I think of it more as "deer antlers mounted on the wall."

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

toaster or henge

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