this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2024
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[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Rare footage of Flying Squid commenting on Lemmy

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Please. I'm far less coherent than that.

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey, I was trying to talk you up

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Sorry, you cannot defeat my low self-esteem and I won't allow you to because I suck.

I unironically like your comments and posts.

Sorry pal, but them's just cold hard facts. The truth hurts.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Fuck you, you can't talk about my friend FlyingSquid that way, you ain't half the human they are!

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You don't suck though! Fight back against the self-depreciation, it's only hurting you. You're awesome and you should know it.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

See? I even suck at self-deprecating humor!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

True story: This is the setup monitor manufacturers use to come up with the names for their products.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah yes, I'm very satisfied after upgrading my BSGSJCJFNF3000-2613-WHS to a 639HSHDHBDIIXHDHEUJSJ-ISHDGS.

[–] moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Sony naming their devices

[–] HeckGazer@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Honestly if they could standardise the format the way monitors are named is S tier. All the major important specs right in the name, super easy to compare or find what you're looking for

[–] TedJ70@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

I believe this is how they name volcanoes in Iceland. Eyjafjallajökull my ass.

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Love it. More than once I've been accused of typing with my forehead. I see nothing unmanly about any of this.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

It takes a real man to be confident enough to type with his forehead. And them keyboard marks are a real turn on for the ladies.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Hey look, it's an automated rotation from WoW

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

WoW raid bot.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

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