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[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

Let's wait until the judge has a neuralink installed before we settle on this ruling

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The plan offered Musk the chance to secure 12 tranches of Tesla stock options

liz-society

[–] D61@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every time I see this emote, it echoes in my brain.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

That's cray-see.

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

If this holds, this poor guy would only hold ~13% of all Tesla shares. Oh no!

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

This is like a vulture capital move from inside the house. I bet some VCs are laughing about this. You gotta use shell corps and stuff, bro.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

villain origin story shit

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Appealing this.

[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Meanwhile, I haven’t heard the end of how he just inserted a neuralink into a human (doubt)

This guy fucking sucks so much, truly the tech bro trump

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

This is basically just the 21st century version of George Washington and the founding fathers, right?

isn't this basically what they did, just be super rich within a system controlled by others (brits and/or the US government), and then use their money to garner massive support and eventually fight a war against those others (we haven't reached this point in the analogy yet)

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What does "slide" means in this context? Up down up and down again?

[–] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Shouldn't share price increase if Elon's portion of it was voided?