Oh that got this all wrong, oreos are satanic!
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What can I say, I stole it off the internet and a bunch of the pixels fell off during the getaway
I consulted the great Tin Eye of the Etherwebs and they bestowed unto me this copy
Both are true, actually, in every Oreo the top cookie is Templar and the bottom is satanic
Kinda like how if you play a Nickelback album backwards you hear Satan, and what's worse is if you play it forwards
Man, the Nabisco thing was satanic this whole time!
All that, and fucking Hydrox still tastes better despite having the worst possible name and branding....
What do you mean, "worst name ever"? It's a very clean name, a name of purity and goodness. It's the components of pure water, Hydrogen and Oxygen.
No, really, this is actually where the name came from.
Billy Mays needed to pitch that stuff.
He's busy degassing his hydrogen and oxygen.
I want to compare them, but I've never actually seen Hydrox sold anywhere. It still exists, right?
Supposedly, along with Utz brand stuff.
All I see from them is the big tubs of those awesome cheese balls. If those are any indication of the quality of the rest of their products: I really wanna try Hydrox.
I think it’s a regional thing, UTZ is everywhere in the Northeast but rare elsewhere, and I don’t think I ever seen Hydrox outside of the west coast.
Used to see hydrox as a kid but haven't for a while now. I'll choose UTZ over any Frito Lay product. I'll choose Humpty Dumpty over any UTZ product though. People are missing out on the ultimate overly seasoned potato chip.
Fun fact: If you say 'utz' over and over again, you sound like electronic dance music.
I didn't actually think they existed until I found them at Menards
I don't know if I've ever seen hydrox.
I saw them once, and I've tried them once. They are indeed better. Zero of my local retailers stock them though.
If you rearrange "Oreo" you get "oreO"
You also get "Ooer"
This is plausible; although, I haven't done adequate research on the subject as of this moment in time.
You also get reoo
Re oO
An Adventure Time email
Pressed on two sides by brown invaders ... the delicious white centre saves your hunger ... again and again and again
I see it as two brown neighboring cookies being forced together by some colonizing cream that causes delicious chaos for all.
Delicious chaos for the medieval and modern military religious industrial complex
The Knights Templar? Could these cookies be related to the lead cross the team found 3 years ago? Could Mr. Christie be tied to the original depositors? Find out next week on The Curse of Oak Island
O.R.E.O.
- Only
- Russell
- Eats
- Oranges
Right? Do you get it?
OREO
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Oreos
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R
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Extremely
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Overrated
Yeah it's shit if you don't have milk and nothing can save the filling.
- old
- righteous
- eager
- overarchievers
Templars confirmed
Ya know, this feels exactly like the type of thing the people on a show my dad likes called Curse of Oak Island would do, the connection they'd make.
At first I thought those guys were lunatics, but they're actually genius conmen.
They've managed to convince the network executives to fund eleven seasons and counting of guys digging holes.
Somewhere out there the assassin order is incinerating Oreos
No, they are using them for their biofuel needs
sweet taste shitposts
still hasn't got any taste
Da Vinki?
Certe, meum frater.