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[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 years ago

EVERYTHING I DON'T LIKE IS.... checks notes IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL...BECAUSE...BECAUSE... checks notes MY DEAD IMAGINARY FRIENDS NEVER HEARD OF IT SO THERE 😝

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

daily reminder that slavery is explicitly constitutional

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

gulag , but I take no pleasure in it.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

~~Trader Joe's~~

Reactionary Joe's

[–] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

ooooooooooooooh MY VEGAN SWEDISH FISH RIPOFFS

ILL KILL YOU FOR THIS SLIGHT TRADER JOES, MARK MY WORDS. YOU HAVE MADE A VERY ANNOYING ENEMY. SEND ME A LIFETIMES SUPPLY OF “SCANDINAVIAN SWIMMERS” AND THE PISSING WILL STOP.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

“SCANDINAVIAN SWIMMERS”

fry

volcel-judge

volcel-kamala

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Hands off the Thai Tadpoles, Traitor Joseph

[–] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They’re basically aquatic animals like Swedish Fish but not just fish. Also they have sour versions but I’m never going to get them again now :(

[–] D61@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Gummy treats are great and while I've never had these specific ones, I morn with you.

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Traitor Joe’s

[–] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago
[–] Melina@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Whole Foods to buy Trader Joe’s

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Where the fuck can I shop where I won't be giving my money to ghouls? Ralph's is owned by Kroger, who are basically Satan incarnate in grocery form, Vons is expensive and was up to the same anti-union shit and shirking safety standards during the covid quarantine, now Trader Joe's is going full ancap? I don't want to grow mushrooms and potatoes in a shack in the woods. I don't know what I'd write a manifesto about on my electric typewriter with a misaligned "t" at all. This is bullshit.

[–] Ageroth@reddthat.com 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Costco is the only one I know of that actually treats employees well and has a good business model.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah I think Costco said something like "I'm disappointed they felt like they needed a union" in response to a shop organizing which in 2024 is good enough for me to buy a membership.

A co-op is even better if you can find one that isn't too bougie. They exist in places you might expect like Vermont and California, but also places like Wisconsin.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah I think Costco said something like "I'm disappointed they felt like they needed a union"

This is bad! I don't know the first thing about fuck about Costco but this is bad! You always need a union, your material interests don't align and you are stronger when you organize!

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

Yes, correct, but in 2024 in America, this is as pro-union as any grocer is, aside from co-ops.

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah every company says that when their workers try to unionize

It's along the same lines of "we're all family here"

"You don't need a union, you can always come talk about your grievances to one of our friendly managers :)"

Just another mechanism to veil the class antagonism (don't want workers getting any ideas about how they're on one side and their boss is on another side)

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

pathetic toriel-brow Wisconsin Mentioned!

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

All capitalists are ghouls.

You can look for local stores that are unionized, though.

[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Krogers sucks for a ton of reasons, but at least ONE near me is union (I think its a bland one but hey, they at least offer above 15 for starting). The self checkout peeps are also usually pretty nice, and generally don't check if the automated fascist complains that you scanned something wrong.

[–] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Costco, bonus the white supremacy kicks in so the deals are real good there. Aldi is better than normal. They are probably just as bad but they let their cashiers sit.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

i argue that every trader joe exec should be shot

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Next up: experiencing joy without spending money is unconstitutional

[–] pastalicious@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

You need to pay for the neuralink premium subscription if you want to experience joy.

[–] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Once again costco stays winning.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

This person should be made unconstitutional, by being de-constituted