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[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 91 points 2 years ago

"A child dented my bumper this morning."

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 64 points 2 years ago (8 children)

ever notice how this is getting rare?

we used to get a rain of bugs when travelling by car at night on back roads.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 51 points 2 years ago

There are scientists who actually study bug strikes on vehicles. They use it to measure insect decline, and if you're wondering, it's massive. I think one article I read had it as high as 40% over the last 20 years in some areas.

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Insects are dying. Especially close to cities. Cars are to blame, but probably even more the human impact on nature, destroying the natural living space.

[–] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, it’s climate change and pesticide. (Also cars but not the biggest factor).

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

it's like saying that sport fishermen are to blame for declining fish population. They aren't technically wrong. but they aren't right either.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

i tought overfishing was the biggest problem. whats actually killing the fish? pollution?

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's fishing, just not sport fishing. It's like saying that NASCAR is responsible for pollution. Yeah, not technically wrong, but a drop in the bucket comparatively.

[–] ramirezmike@programming.dev 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

remember how white vehicles were always covered with dead bugs? and how people used to put nets on their front bumper?

[–] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, the infamous car bra.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not just back roads, it used to be almost everywhere. Even riding your bike you often had bugs smash into your face. It's really eerie now that it's not a thing anymore.

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

15 years ago i couldn't go for a run without getting a bunch of cluster flies in my teeth and eyes. now, i hardly see them anymore. and not just because i don't run as often.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

We're paving over open space as fast as possible

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

It's the same with birds.

Growing up I used to get woken up by the sounds of thousands of birds tweeting and chirping.

Now I'm lucky to hear a bird that isn't a crow

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

It's all my fault. I accidentally hit an entire swarm of bees with my car in the 90s and it's all gone downhill from there. Hell of a thing to clean off.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What about shark infested houses?

[–] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Same person

[–] beckerist@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This basically describes the first scene in The Boys

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago

The consequences of unprotected handholding

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

She got what she deserved, pedestrians shouldn't be on the street where the cars and speedsters are /s

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

What's the last thing that goes through the head of a bug hitting a windshield at 70 mph?

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Its butt.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

"The tree got closer and closer and hit my car."

[–] yournamehere@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

same fot cyclists here when they are run over. "cyclist touched car and dies" instead of "wanker in a car murdered a cyclist".

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

Well, the bug was moving 67,000 mph relative to the sun.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind as it hits the windshield?

It's ass.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Today in bug news, 456,854 more deaths on America's roads

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

On a bad day I can do that by myself in 15 minutes

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

The bug was probably thinking - do I smell shit? Man I could go for some shit right now. ----- why?!

[–] geekworking@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits a windshield? Its asshole.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

While we're on this very topic, isnt it technically his mind that goes through his asshole?

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

I think that depends on your definitions of "mind", "hole", and "going"

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Makes me think... How many vegans refuse to drive?

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm ngl. The amount of carcasses I see along the road everyday heading to work has made me want to stop driving for years now.

I'm not even vegan but seeing all those rotting animals decorating ditches day in and day out fills me with rage.

And knowing some stupid fucks go out of their way to hit animals makes my blood boil.

[–] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

From my experience, the animals are more the stupid ones that jump out in front of the car unexpectedly. I once tried to dodge a raccoon but every time I swerved a direction, it followed me and then jumped towards my car last second :/

[–] daltotron@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It kind of sucks infrastructurally for sure. I dunno. I've had the thought that at least if I could go over and harvest some of it then that might at least make it a little less stomach-churning, ironically, but that's kind of my weird instinct.

[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I don't care about most bugs.

But the very real and high risk of hurting a beloved animal did play into my choice to be an escooter/biker.

Killing people is also super high up there, but it's just less likely.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

I'd guess, all of them.

It's easy to get all sympathetic with a mammal that has a face, but insects? Have you seen an insects face? No thanks.

Cute animal = aww don't kill it so we can live

Insect = they can all die for all I care

  • vegans, probably.

.... And don't at me about how many there are or anything. Or that they don't suffer like mammals do.... The biomass of cows alone outweighs humans, and I'm sure chickens aren't far behind. I'm also certain that there's been studies showing that insects react to stimulus, and we have just as much information about their experience of pain as we do for animals. Quiet.

To be fair, a lot of vegans have made that choice because of how animals suffer in factory farms. That's valid and I won't debate it; but you're probably not crying over dead bugs. So this really isn't aimed at you. You're good. Your reasons are valid. I'm not a vegan but I can recognise that the treatment of animals in factory farming needs to be improved. At the same time, I have accepted that Bessie tastes really good in spite of how she was treated. I made my choice. I live with that.

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Wait, let me tune into the bug channel.... Crackling "we are gathered here today to commemorate Gary who threw himself fearless into the onslaught the bipedals have wrought upon us with their spiders of steel and glass. Even though he failed on his quest to stop the slaughter of millions by the metal madness unleashed.by.the bipedal demons, his sacrifice will shine as a beacon of hope that one day we might be able to spread our wings again"

No, they do tell the very same thing.

[–] MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

speed is relative to the observer